I'm not a poet and I know it

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Fenner

Fenner

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I wrote a horrible poem in the streams thread yesterday and it got me thinking, hey I'm going to make a bad poem thread. So friends go for it. Write your bad poems!
 
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Little cat why do you bite? You should love it when I cuddle you with all of my mite.
 
Laffin..you slay me Fenner...well ya'll wanna see my "bad" poems I have most posted on the creative writers thing lol,yeah I don't even remember what it's called anymore...or ummm I have posted a lot of it in the poetry section of the forums. I mostly write whatever nonsense my fat brain is thinking...it's never planned. I think the longest I ever spent "crafting" a poem was 15 minutes,and that had more to do with checking for spelling errors that was it cool enough to show anyone. lol Is there anything that can constitute a "bad" poem? I think it might be subjective...anyhoooo if I get inspired I'll spill some drivel on this fine thread of yours.
 
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Oh Fenner..thou hast a kitten whom has mites...such as the tick...or is it mightily ferocious?
As the tick tock tickity tock might drive a mite crazy
perhaps all he wants is the soft touch of a kittens whiskers..
to hold
to touch
to pick his little mite teeth.
Life is good when yer' a mighty mite.
Kittens be damned!
 
iTOREtheSKY said:
Oh Fenner..thou hast a kitten whom has mites...such as the tick...or is it mightily ferocious?
As the tick tock tickity tock might drive a mite crazy
perhaps all he wants is the soft touch of a kittens whiskers..
to hold
to touch
to pick his little mite teeth.
Life is good when yer' a mighty mite.
Kittens be damned!
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Watch your mouth!!!
 
Fenner said:
I wrote a horrible poem in the streams thread yesterday and it got me thinking, hey I'm going to make a bad poem thread. So friends go for it. Write your bad poems!
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Okay, so, that's not one of mine, obviously.

there's one that I made up in 6th (Or was it 5th) grade, not towards any particular person. For any particular reason. But it was super mean. It went, "Roses are red, violets are blue, you stink, and I hate you." aaaaah, childhood...wonderful ain't it?
 
lil_christian said:
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Okay, so, that's not one of mine, obviously.

there's one that I made up in 6th (Or was it 5th) grade, not towards any particular person. For any particular reason. But it was super mean. It went, "Roses are red, violets are blue, you stink, and I hate you." aaaaah, childhood...wonderful ain't it?
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I love it!
 
iTOREtheSKY said:
Oh Fenner..thou hast a kitten whom has mites...such as the tick...or is it mightily ferocious?
As the tick tock tickity tock might drive a mite crazy
perhaps all he wants is the soft touch of a kittens whiskers..
to hold
to touch
to pick his little mite teeth.
Life is good when yer' a mighty mite.
Kittens be damned!
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Aww I love it. This cat swill jump into my bed at night and bite me everywhere. I love the little turkey so he's still alive.
 
Laundry



Laundry , laundry you are done and my heart is filled with a lot of fun.

Alas that time is fleeting you see, for tonight there will be another basket full maybe even 3.:(
 
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm obviously not color blind
How about you?


I'm sorry, but that poem is the "worst" I could come up with in a short time. I will try to put more effort into writing "worse" poems!!!
 
Oh laundry basket how you doth silently mock me from the dark corner of my room.
I feel your hatred towards me.
I smell you filled with ripe decay spilling over onto the floor.
a sock...
then a shirt...
Fruit of the Loom
crumpled into a ball of doom.
So where is this ripe cornucopia,this dream of cleanliness you promised me 2 weeks ago?
Aren't you out of pants yet?
I know my little laundry basket,these questions you ask so valid...
Yet I would rather avoid your judgmental eyes just one more day.
One more day and I shall be naked!
 
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I smell really bad
and i'm sure you do too.
 
Fenner wrote many a poem

of folks, pets and places she'd roa-em

Her prose was so bad,

then she said "Why, egad!"

I'll make a thread for other bad poets to show-em!
 
Roses are red
Violets are blue
And I will be buying
Neither for you.

(I'm sure that poem won't win me any congeniality awards!!!).
 
Descyple said:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
And I will be buying
Neither for you.

(I'm sure that poem won't win me any congeniality awards!!!).
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Well you'd be wrong good Sir,because I have already mailed you a check for $25 & the obligatory (framable) congenialty award document.
 
Hickory dickory dock
Two mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one
The other escaped with minor injuries


Mary had a little lamb
It bounced with little hops
It jumped into the street one day
And ended up as chops

Mary had a little lamb
It had a touch of colic
So she gave it brandy twice a day
Now it's an alcoholic

July the Fourth has come and gone
But the memories still linger
I got drunk and ate ten brats!
Has anybody seen my finger?
 
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