Sandwiches. How do you slice them?

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cutting it in 4 would be an appetizer.
cutting it diagonal would make the sand which larger.
cutting it straight down the middle would be for a stacker.
 
seoulsearch said:
GRA is right. I'm sure the poor guy has probably moved on from sandwiches and is now wanting you to order a pizza. No problemo!!

Except... Does he like it cut into 4, 6, or 8 slices.

D'OH!!!
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"decisions, decisions..."

You kidding? It's been nine hours now -- he doesn't care -- he's hungry -- he'll take it as one big slice! :D

Cutting it would take too long! :rolleyes:

"Let's Eat !" :p

;)

( really tempted right now to order a pizza )

:)
 
seoulsearch said:
GRA is right. I'm sure the poor guy has probably moved on from sandwiches and is now wanting you to order a pizza. No problemo!!

Except... Does he like it cut into 4, 6, or 8 slices.

D'OH!!!
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I've only eaten once today, and I'm really hungry. Now I'm craving pizza. I blame you, Seoul! :p
 
xXErraticEmilyXx said:
So my date asked me to make him a sandwich, but I don't know which way to cut it!
Would diagonal be too bold?
What if he likes it straight down the middle?
Would cutting it into 4 be trying too hard?
What if he hates crust?
Should I just make an assortment of cuts?
Serious answers only please!
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I take my sandwiches any which way, because I'm not very picky. Otherwise, I eat it whole, or just plain down the middle.
 
DuchessAimee said:
I'm not a huge fan of pepperoni. I like it, but only sometimes. It's okay with other stuff on it, though.
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Grease and cheese.......as long as both are in abundance....I'll eat a pizza with anything on it
 
Pizzas aren't sandwiches.

How did pizzas get into the sandwich thread?

This is teetering on bad theology.
 
Pizzas are not open faced sandwiches.

A pizza is a pie.

The women of CC clearly don't know enough about sandwiches.
A very sad state of affairs.
Very sad indeed.
I'll pray for you.
 
maxwel said:
Pizzas are not open faced sandwiches.

A pizza is a pie.

The women of CC clearly don't know enough about sandwiches.
A very sad state of affairs.
Very sad indeed.
I'll pray for you.
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A pizza is in the shape of a pie, but it could be said it's an open faced sandwich as well. Either way, women on this site don't know a lot about sandwiches. Which is why poor Emily had to seek our counsel!


Man... now I want pizza for dinner again! Sigh.
 
DuchessAimee said:
A pizza is in the shape of a pie, but it could be said it's an open faced sandwich as well. Either way, women on this site don't know a lot about sandwiches. Which is why poor Emily had to seek our counsel!


Man... now I want pizza for dinner again! Sigh.
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Aimee,
There are clearly some holes in your sandwich doctrine.

A pizza isn't just round like a pie.
It has all the other features of a pie as well, and it is even cooked in an oven.
A pizza has no pre-made bread like a sandwich...
the "bread" of the pizza, much like a pie, is only dough until all ingredients are cooked together.

I am truly saddened by your lack of understanding of the sandwich,
which has become, by virtue of it's humble perfection,
the undergirding of all Western civilization.
 
maxwel said:
Aimee,
There are clearly some holes in your sandwich doctrine.

A pizza isn't just round like a pie.
It has all the other features of a pie as well, and it is even cooked in an oven.
A pizza has no pre-made bread like a sandwich...
the "bread" of the pizza, much like a pie, is only dough until all ingredients are cooked together.

I am truly saddened by your lack of understanding of the sandwich,
which has become, by virtue of it's humble perfection,
the undergirding of all Western civilization.
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I'm humbled by your sandwich expertise and doctrine. You should teach a class!


I still want pizza for dinner... :p
 
AsifinPassing said:
I take my sandwiches any which way, because I'm not very picky. Otherwise, I eat it whole, or just plain down the middle.
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But a true SSMWOG (Submissive Sandwich Makin' Woman of God) is gonna need a little direction....toasted, cut diagonally, horizontally, crust off/on, extra mustard...

Even if you are not picky, if you give her no direction, she will think that you don't care or that she doesn't make good sandwiches.
 
Sandwiches. How do you slice them?


"Uhhhhhhhhhh ... Like a pizza?" :confused:


Or, how about:


"I don't slice 'em - I just eat 'em..." :D


:)
 
Back to sandwiches. You know those little sandwiches with the toothpicks that hold everything together? I'm not used to them and let's just say the top of my mouth hurt after eating one.
 
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