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I can totally help you with this!! 
1. Procure a genuine Hattori Hanzo sword preferably of the ninja variety, but a samurai one will work just as well.
2. Have your date lie flat on his back on the nearest table or countertop and have him place the sandwich carefully on his belly and close his eyes.
3. Say the following words: "Move and you die."
4. Grab the hilt of your sword with both hands and raise it high above your head while taking a deep breath.
5. Carefully lay down your sword and punch your date hard in the arm for being so stupid and tell him to cut it himself.
7. Bon apetite!!
1. Procure a genuine Hattori Hanzo sword preferably of the ninja variety, but a samurai one will work just as well.
2. Have your date lie flat on his back on the nearest table or countertop and have him place the sandwich carefully on his belly and close his eyes.
3. Say the following words: "Move and you die."
4. Grab the hilt of your sword with both hands and raise it high above your head while taking a deep breath.
5. Carefully lay down your sword and punch your date hard in the arm for being so stupid and tell him to cut it himself.
7. Bon apetite!!
S
I order the club sandwich all the time, man -- I don't know how I get away with it. I ain't even a member! I would have liked to have been there to start that up.
"I like my sandwiches with THREE pieces of bread!"
"As do I."
"And instead of cutting it into two pieces, we make four triangles!"
"Yes, and then arrange the slices in a circle--"
"--and in the middle, we dump chips!"
"--or potato salad."
"Lemme ask you something, how do you feel about frilly toothpicks?"
"I'M FOR 'EM!!!"
"Well, then this club is formed! Spread the word on menus nationwide."
"I like my sandwiches with THREE pieces of bread!"
"As do I."
"And instead of cutting it into two pieces, we make four triangles!"
"Yes, and then arrange the slices in a circle--"
"--and in the middle, we dump chips!"
"--or potato salad."
"Lemme ask you something, how do you feel about frilly toothpicks?"
"I'M FOR 'EM!!!"
"Well, then this club is formed! Spread the word on menus nationwide."
B
Don't let them fool you sister. Though it doesn't look that way now The people you see posting on this thread are good and wise (sandwich lovers and) followers of God let them have their fun. Better yet, join in. How about you? I personally eat a sandwich un-cut. Cutting's reserved for special occasions! If it's for my man..(though i would like to think I am a submissive sandwich server) I would first serve it whole and see how he handles it.
The people you see posting on this thread are good and wise (sandwich lovers and) followers of God let them have their fun. Better yet, join in. How about you? I personally eat a sandwich un-cut. Cutting's reserved for special occasions! If it's for my man..(though i would like to think I am a submissive sandwich server) I would first serve it whole and see how he handles it.
M
If a man can't cut- or heck, even MAKE- his own sandwich, you should probably tear it up into little bite-sized pieces for him, and give him a bib and a sippy cup.
And then return him to his mother, cuz she didn't finish raising him.
But me, I like sandwiches cut diagonally. It makes it taste better.
And then return him to his mother, cuz she didn't finish raising him.
But me, I like sandwiches cut diagonally. It makes it taste better.
