Ouch! I find that toothpicks holding sandwiches together only works for a little while. After some time the food falls apart in your hand. Therefore, toothpicks are liars.
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Ouch! I find that toothpicks holding sandwiches together only works for a little while. After some time the food falls apart in your hand. Therefore, toothpicks are liars.
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Tintin
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And evil, like vampires. I'd much rather hold a sandwich together and risk contents falling out than experience my own interior acupuncture ordeal again.
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xXErraticEmilyXx
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I can totally help you with this!!
1. Procure a genuine Hattori Hanzo sword preferably of the ninja variety, but a samurai one will work just as well.
2. Have your date lie flat on his back on the nearest table or countertop and have him place the sandwich carefully on his belly and close his eyes.
3. Say the following words: "Move and you die."
4. Grab the hilt of your sword with both hands and raise it high above your head while taking a deep breath.
5. Carefully lay down your sword and punch your date hard in the arm for being so stupid and tell him to cut it himself.
7. Bon apetite!!
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Shouryu
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I order the club sandwich all the time, man -- I don't know how I get away with it. I ain't even a member! I would have liked to have been there to start that up.
"I like my sandwiches with THREE pieces of bread!"
"As do I."
"And instead of cutting it into two pieces, we make four triangles!"
"Yes, and then arrange the slices in a circle--"
"--and in the middle, we dump chips!"
"--or potato salad."
"Lemme ask you something, how do you feel about frilly toothpicks?"
"I'M FOR 'EM!!!"
"Well, then this club is formed! Spread the word on menus nationwide."
"I like my sandwiches with THREE pieces of bread!"
"As do I."
"And instead of cutting it into two pieces, we make four triangles!"
"Yes, and then arrange the slices in a circle--"
"--and in the middle, we dump chips!"
"--or potato salad."
"Lemme ask you something, how do you feel about frilly toothpicks?"
"I'M FOR 'EM!!!"
"Well, then this club is formed! Spread the word on menus nationwide."
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sadch
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Are you ok? I think you might have obsessive compulsive problems if you are serious about all this.
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beloved3
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Don't let them fool you sister. Though it doesn't look that way now
The people you see posting on this thread are good and wise (sandwich lovers and) followers of God 
let them have their fun. Better yet, join in. How about you? I personally eat a sandwich un-cut. Cutting's reserved for special occasions! If it's for my man..(though i would like to think I am a submissive sandwich server) I would first serve it whole and see how he handles it.
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xXErraticEmilyXx
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Well... I do have a Master Sword.
I don't want to take it off my wall just for one sandwich, though D:
I don't want to take it off my wall just for one sandwich, though D:
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Donkeyfish07
Guest
If you got a full heart meter you could slice the sandwich with energy beams from across the room
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MissCris
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If a man can't cut- or heck, even MAKE- his own sandwich, you should probably tear it up into little bite-sized pieces for him, and give him a bib and a sippy cup.
And then return him to his mother, cuz she didn't finish raising him.
But me, I like sandwiches cut diagonally. It makes it taste better.
And then return him to his mother, cuz she didn't finish raising him.
But me, I like sandwiches cut diagonally. It makes it taste better.
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NodMyHeadLikeYeah
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GreenNnice
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LOL, lightnin'.
I never cut my sandwiches, just pick them up with my two hands and start eating
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GRA
Guest
Here is how she does it...
Step #1 - She nods her head ( like "yeah" ).
AS IN: "Yeah - I need to find me a knife so I can slice this sandwich."
Step #2 - She finds her a knife and slices the sandwich.
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GRA
Guest
I used to do that, but I promised God I would never again use my powers for personal gain.
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overthechill
Guest
Your last choice of an assortment of cuts would not be the way to go. Getting a slashed sandwich from a gf is a red flag.