Awesome stuff kids say.

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Kyra

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I wasn't there but my sister told me about it and it makes me laugh everytime I think about it...
(so maybe it still counts)

My 3 year old, red headed, mischievous nephew was in the grocery store with my sister. She was looking at some food and he was following along behind.

This older woman walking by saw my nephew pick his nose. In absolute horror she stopped and told him in a stern voice," Young man, you should NOT pick your nose in public." My little nephew looked up and boldly replied, "Mind your own business Lady."
 
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ChristopherMichael

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So,

Outside they're putting down new asphalt over our parking lot. I just heard a little kid say loudly "It really stinks over here!", and I thought it was awesome.

I'd like to hear the awesome stuff that you've personally heard a little kid say.

- Topher
 
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Ragamuffin

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My youngest son is the king of saying crazy stuff. One day my friend and I were at lunch. My son was only four so he came along. My friend was upset and having a bad day. In the middle of our conversation, my son butts in and says "Mrs. Caroline, You are beautiful". She melted right then and almost cried.

On another day, my son was picking his nose. I pushed his hand away and told him to stop picking it. He looks up at me and says "I was only TOUCHING it".

When we moved into our new home a few years ago, He and his sister kept forgetting stuff upstairs that they wanted to play with. On about the third time of going up and down again, my son stops and and looks at me and says "We are going up and down these stars like pigs!".

Oh the things that make you laugh.
 
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My granddaughte'sr were out riding scooters. The older one fell and hurt herself. Her 3 yr old sister asked her do you want me to pray for you? Yes she said. The 3 yr old prayed Dear Lord help Alina to not be so clumsey.
 
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Rissa77

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loveschild, that is my favorite!! lol

I was babysitting a 6 yr old boy after school. I went and changed out of my uniform and when I came out, I said, "I got this new shirt yesterday. Isn't it pretty?"
He said so sweetly, "Miss Rissa, you look pretty in everything."


Here's a cute joke I tell all the time. Don't remember who I got it from:

A non-Christian sub was filling in for a kindergarten teacher at a Christian school. She read the story of Jonah and the whale to the kids, and afterward, said, "I don't believe a man can survive in a fish for three days. That's just not possible."
A little girl rose her hand and said, "Well, when I.. when I get to heaven, I'm going to ask him!"
The teacher replied, "What if Jonah didn't go to heaven?"
The girl thought for a moment.. then said, "Then you ask him."
 
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Harley_Angel

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When my little brother was little, we asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He told us he didn't want to have a job. So we asked him how he was going to make any money. He looked at us and said matter-of-factly, "I'll just go to the bank, duh"
 
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Harley_Angel

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Oh, another one. When he was about 5-6 years old, we took him to see Titanic. We went to a really late night showing, hoping he'd fall asleep and wouldn't be bored through such a long movie. He sat there and slapped himself to keep from falling asleep, and ended up staying up through the WHOLE thing. When we got home, he ran to take a bath and was in there FOREVER. Finally we hear him crying, so my mom rushes in, and he's got gel everywhere, and is crying, "Mamma, I can't get my hair to look like Jacks!"
 
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christiancollegegirl

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When I was a kid, I didn't understand the concept of money and being broke. One day I was at the store with my mom and I saw something I wanted. When I asked for it, she told me we couldn't afford it. I looked at her like the little kid I was and said, "So what? Just write a check!" My dad still teases me about that when I ask for something we can't afford.
 
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Rissa77

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lol At one of the conventions I went to, a pastor shared this story:

He was at the grocery store in the isle with the cookies and a little girl, maybe 4, asked her mom to get cookies. Mama said, "No, it's not on the list." Kid starting whimpering and whining, "But why??" Mama explained that the budget doesn't allow anything besides what's on the list. The pastor could tell a tantrum was soon approaching and mama was about to take action. So the pastor comes up and kindly says, "Ma'am, may I bless her?" Mama sighs and says alllright. Pastor bends down and says to the girl, "Honey, I'll get you anything in this store you want. Just name it."
The girl goes, "Do you have a pen?"
"Yes, I do. Is that all you want?"
"Yup." And she gives the pen to mama and says "Now you can right cookies on the list."
 
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Harley_Angel

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man, sometimes I wish kid logic worked.
 
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contessa

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Ive been teaching my kids 9 and 6 what ive learned from a known preacher to "Look your best, do your best, be your best for the Lord". And everytime i tutor my kids with their school's lessons, i recite those phrases to them. So when my 6 yr old son came home one day, and as i was going through his spelling notebook, ive noticed that his scores were pretty low. So i asked him the reason why becoz we had a mock test the night before and he perfected it. He looked at me in the eye and said. "mom, i did my best". I didnt know what to say after that. lol..Have i been had?
 
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Harley_Angel

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Lol, you could always tell him being our best also means making ourselves better and achieving more than what we thought we could. He sounds like a pretty clever kid, though, using your own words against you. Kids are awesome at that.
 
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contessa

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oh that boy of mine really perks everyone up...Teachers say he will be running for president of the school someday...hahahaha..there's also one time, he was listening to us talking about death...about an older woman dying because of sickness..and he just put two and two together...and told his grandmama who is 85.."grandma, i think ure going to die soon."...imagine the look of our grandmama. lol...
He would pray about lots of things..No wonder God loves the little children.
 
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A few of my favs. I had reciently explained the facts of life to my daughter. I also told her if you have any questions its always ok to ask. She was about 8 yrs old. The next night she came to me with a very serious look and asked, do you do it differently to have a girl baby or boy baby? Although tempted for a good laugh many years down the road I told her the truth. My son, is adhd which made some parents uncomfortable around him. One parent said she did not want him at her home. Although heartbroken he was more concerned about his sister who was friends with this womans daughter. So on his own I overheard him call this woman and say, you dont have to like me , I understand. But can my sister still be friends with your daughter. Its not her fault that Im her brother. This one made me cry . God bless, pickles
 
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Harley_Angel

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Aww, that was really sweet of him. The saddest thing ever, and it broke my heart to pieces was when that beanie baby craze was going on. My brother was about 3-4 and he LOOOVED monkeys. So my mom took him to the store to get him a beanie baby monkey. He found the last one in the bin and was so happy. Mom said to look some more to see if he found another one he liked, so he put the monkey down by his foot. Some grown, adult lady came by and SNATCHED the monkey from him, and took off to the register. My brother just sort of looked down and looked at her and said, "My monkey..."

To this day, still hold a little bit of resentment in my heart towards that woman.
 
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iraasuup

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Haha these are quite funny!

My little niece just started first grade. She came home from school one day and said to her 4 year old brother 'I'm learning to write'. Without skipping a beat he replied 'I'm learning to wipe my bottom'.

I still laugh everytime I hear that!
 
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contessa said:
oh that boy of mine really perks everyone up...Teachers say he will be running for president of the school someday...hahahaha..there's also one time, he was listening to us talking about death...about an older woman dying because of sickness..and he just put two and two together...and told his grandmama who is 85.."grandma, i think ure going to die soon."...imagine the look of our grandmama. lol...
He would pray about lots of things..No wonder God loves the little children.
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Ha ha oh my gosh
 
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buckeyegirl700

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My daughter says some funny things.

Me and my 4 year old daughter went to get some take out at a restaurant. While we were waiting for our food My daughters preschool teacher walked in. She had her husband and her family with her. My daughters teacher told me that the week before her husband had came into the school to read stories to the kids. She said Gracie looked at her and Said Mrs Opperman your husband is cute.
 
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Melleah

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My best friend is trying to potty train her son, who is 2. The other day, I asked him if he was going to go potty on the toilet like a big boy, and he said, "No, I already went in my butt."
 
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