Bad Jokes Thread
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Question and answer
Q: Why do they say "Amen" at the end of a prayer instead of "Awomen"?
R: The same reason they sing "Hymns" instead of "Hers".
Q: Why didn`t Noah go fishing?
R: He only had two worms!
Q: Why did God create man before woman?
R: He didn`t want any advice.
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
R: Even then, men wouldn`t ask for directions!
Q: Why do they say "Amen" at the end of a prayer instead of "Awomen"?
R: The same reason they sing "Hymns" instead of "Hers".
Q: Why didn`t Noah go fishing?
R: He only had two worms!
Q: Why did God create man before woman?
R: He didn`t want any advice.
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
R: Even then, men wouldn`t ask for directions!
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Isa615
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sometimes i wish people would stop generalizing. he's never even been in the military, and i don't know where he got that uniform.
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Graybeard
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GRA
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Graybeard --- while your joke may be a - "good" - 'bad joke' -- it really is a bit too crude and suggestive for a Christian site...
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Kia123
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When ever i am asked whats up, i always rely the sky 
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how much does a polar bear weigh ??
enough to break the ice
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how much does a polar bear weigh ??
enough to break the ice
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Huckleberry
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Adam asks God, "Lord, why did you make Eve so beautiful?"
The Lord answered, "I did that so you'd be attracted to her."
Adam then asks, "Why did you make her sort of a...well...dingbat?"
The Lord answered, "I did that so she'd be attracted to you."
The Lord answered, "I did that so you'd be attracted to her."
Adam then asks, "Why did you make her sort of a...well...dingbat?"
The Lord answered, "I did that so she'd be attracted to you."
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Huckleberry
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Guy goes to a shrink and says "Doc, I've got a problem.
I'm a teepee. I'm a wigwam. I'm a teepee. I'm a wigwam."
Doc says "I've discovered your problem. You're two tents."
I'm a teepee. I'm a wigwam. I'm a teepee. I'm a wigwam."
Doc says "I've discovered your problem. You're two tents."
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eminemjrxx
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eminemjrxx
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Kerry
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A man and his wife went Israel on vacation and toured the Holy Land. While there his wife fell sick and died. The undertaker talked with the man and said " I feel your grief but, I propose to you two actions you can take. Youcan have your wife buried here in the Holy Land for 3,000 dollars or you can fly her back to the U.S. and after burial that will cost about 25,000 dollars. the choice is yours". After careful thought the man said " put her on the plane". The undertaker said " I don't understand, you can have a burial here in the Holy Land for a fraction of the cost.". The man said " well a man was buried here a long time ago and after 3 days He came back. I just can't take that chance".