Questions that keep me awake at night

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IntoTheVoid

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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why do they sterilise the needles for lethal injections?

How did those 'Keep off the Grass' signs get there?

If I didn't have thumbs, would the bottom of my sandwich fall off?

How can bottled water advertise itself as 'from a centuries old spring' yet it has an expiration date of next week?

Why doesn't superglue stick to the inside of the tube?

I must know!
 
Why doesn't superglue stick to the inside of the tube?

It's lined with kryptonite
 
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Technically those weren't helmets, but aviator caps. They won't protect you from bumping your head or shrapnel.

Why do they sterilise the needles for lethal injections?

Do they? If so that's probably standard procedure. Someone might even survive such a horrid act.

How did those 'Keep off the Grass' signs get there?

Read between the lines: 'keep off the grass now this sign is in place.'


If I didn't have thumbs, would the bottom of my sandwich fall off?

As long as it is on your plate, why would it? You could always take the sandwich between your TWO thumbless hands and eat it.

How can bottled water advertise itself as 'from a centuries old spring' yet it has an expiration date of next week?

It stays good for ages in the aquafer. Once bottled it's exposed to sunlight and you drinking it straight from the bottle, investing it with nasty germs.

Why doesn't superglue stick to the inside of the tube?

There's probably a solvent in it. When that evaporates (outside the tube) the glue sticks.

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If you were having that much trouble sleeping you could have just listened to a sermon by Joel Osteen.....you will be asleep in no time.