Corrupted Wish Game

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Granted, but it's because a tanker of white paint exploded all over your county.

I wish that watermelon Air Heads and Flaming Cheetos were part of a nutritious diet.
 
Granted but now air heads make your head as light as air and the flaming cheetos burn you from the inside out. leaving you floating through the atmosphere roasting alive.

I wish i was invisible
 
Granted, but you also ate some flaming hot cheetos and now no one can find you to put the fire out.

I wish there were more hours in a day.
 
Granted but now you are working 24 of the 28 hours everyday.

I wish i could fly
 
but you have to spend all those hours cleaning an no it doesnt subtract for the ormal cleaning you do now..so youre just gainign more cleaning

I wish I had a softer bed
 
granted but now your air soft bed is so soft it swallows you whole and you get lost deep inside.

I wish...... that i had something to wish for
 
Granted, But now your wish has been granted!

I wish for a great career where I get to serve the lord.
 
Granted, but since you didn't capitalize lord, instead of serving our Lord and Savior, you end up serving a lord of the worst manor in the world, who only lets you eat gruel, makes you work 18 hours a day straight without a break, and only allows you to sleep on the hardwood floor without any kind of padding.

I wish someone would grant StandSrong's wish to fly.
 
Granted but you misspelled his name and now some random person named Standsrong has the power instead.

I wish I wasn't nervous around people
 
granted by now you are so bold you can't keep from talking no matter good nor evil....

I wish i could go to disneyworld
 
Granted, but the park is shut down for maintenance for two weeks.

I wish it were a constant 70 degrees Fahrenheit all the time.
 
granted but now the humitity is so high it feels more like 130 degress fahrenheit


I wish i could speak multiple languages
 
granted but you can no longer speak to a person in their native language.

I wish it was christmas already
 
Granted, but you find yourself in jail and you don't know why because you skipped over the last month and an half. Don't mess with the space/time continuum.

I wish that the movie, "It's a Wonderful Life" would be shown around Christmas time on national TV like it used to.
 
Granted but its only shown on the stations that you don't have

I wish I could buy a nice sportbike
 
Granted, but the only ones you can afford are way too big or way too small, all come in pink, have a banana seat, tassels hanging on the ends of the handlebars, and a little basket on front.

I wish that the garbage man didn't come so early in the morning when I can sleep in.
 
Granted but now he comes later in the day and your neighbors never stop complaining about the eye sore of the amount of garbage on the street in broad day light. I wish for more friends on CC :D
 
Granted, but you get so many friend requests all at once that the system crashes and Christian Chat hires the same firm that is doing the Obamacare website to fix it. For months, only six people will be able to log on to Christian Chat at a time.

I wish that pets became the owners and the owners would become pets.
 
KJV15John11 said:
Granted, but you get so many friend requests all at once that the system crashes and Christian Chat hires the same firm that is doing the Obamacare website to fix it. For months, only six people will be able to log on to Christian Chat at a time.

I wish that pets became the owners and the owners would become pets.
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Sorry, you're not in Soviet Russia.

I wish that I would not get a break on my studies by an extended deadline.
 
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