Corrupted Wish Game

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Granted. You are now 45 feet tall, you can play skeeball, you call the girl but she hangs up on you, and the rabbit pops out of the hat and USES the bat on your 64' Impala. :eek:

I wish I could buy the world a coke!
 
Granted(I am going to assume you mean the soda), but too bad the world(Earth) does not like Coke! or if by world you meant everyone in the world....too bad not everyone in the world likes Coke so they spit it back in your face! Such mean people.

I wish that my day had not went by so fast.
 
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Daniel94 said:
Granted(I am going to assume you mean the soda), but too bad the world(Earth) does not like Coke! or if by world you meant everyone in the world....too bad not everyone in the world likes Coke so they spit it back in your face! Such mean people.

I wish that my day had not went by so fast.
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granted,,but you get suspended in a time loop and have to repeat the same day 55 billion times
 
Dude653 said:
granted,,but you get suspended in a time loop and have to repeat the same day 55 billion times
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You forgot to make a wish... you have to make a wish after you grant someone else's.

I wish the next 7 days would go faster.
 
JustxJeena said:
You forgot to make a wish... you have to make a wish after you grant someone else's.

I wish the next 7 days would go faster.
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Granted. The next seven days will be over in the blink of an eye. Alas, the next seven after that will go even faster as will the seven after that... Until the earth is spinning so fast that the cintrifigal force expells you and everything else from the planet.

I wish more people had accents
 
granted, but you cant understand a word anyone says.....

I wish i could go to jamaica
 
Granted, but it might not be the Jamaica you had in mind...instead it's Jamaica, Iowa.

I wish I wasn't so tired right now
 
Granted, but the wishing star just burnt out as you were wishing on it :<

I wish I was at the beach right now :)
 
Granted but you get sunburned and stung by a jellyfish.

I wish I wasn't sick.
 
Granted, but you have to drink 12 gallons of orange juice in one day in order for the medicine to work.

I wish I had on of those holodeck things from Star Trek
 
Granted, but since I didn't know what that was, you get a toy replica of a holodeck that is only inches big in which you can't do anything with....still cool though :)

I wish I was on vacation right now
 
Granted, but while on vacation you become sick and can not do anything that you call fun, relaxing, entertaining, etc.

I wish I knew what I wanted to fix for supper.
 
granted...but in turn you have grown so tall that you have to duck when walking onto someone's porch under ceiling fan's etc. Granted, but b/c the grantor has no idea what it is it doesn't come true. Granted...but when you call her for a first date her dad answers the phone and tells you to stay away or else. Granted...but it's on blocks stripped clean with no motor. (I know I'm mean lol).

I wish....I wish.....I wish....I wish for a new home, paid off and built by Amish so it's guaranteed to last.
 
Granted, but it is blown away by a super hurricane and it is in pieces in the Artic Circle.

I wish that I had wings so that I can fly.
 
KJV15John11 said:
Granted, but it is blown away by a super hurricane and it is in pieces in the Artic Circle.

I wish that I had wings so that I can fly.
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Granted, but they perpetually smell like dung and you can't ever get rid of them.

I wish for more wishes
 
Granted, but whatever you wish for with those extra wishes, will only come true after your dead. If you try and wish to come back to life, everything you wished for will vanish. Also, every time you make a wish, you will age another decade. Ha ha! :)

I wish to be able to find Ocean Spray Cran-raspberry cranberry jellied sauce on the shelf of the grocery store during the holidays like we used to instead of only frickin' jellied cranberry sauce and whole berry cranberry sauce. (Rant concluded)
 
Granted but you have to buy them in 8 oz cans at five dollars a piece.

I wish for a new laptop that can run things like WoW without lagging!!!
 
Granted, but it will work so fast that it will drain your battery in one minute. You can't run it off the cord, just recharge it with it.

I wish that I will marry the perfect woman for me.
 
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