The Thread of Fictional Movie Taglines!!!

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Descyple

Descyple

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Hey Kids, I've got a wacky and zany idea - how about a thread where we come up with our own fictional taglines for some of the most popular movies ever made???

I'll get the ball rolling (and if I continue to talk like a game show host from the 1950's then "Somebody Shoot Me").


"Star Wars" - tagline: "Twinkle Twinkle vs. Haley's Comet"

"The Notebook" - tagline: "A Romance Movie All Men Will Love"

"The Lord of the Rings" - tagline: "The True Story of Liberace's Finger Bling"

"12 Angry Men" - tagline: "When The 12 Disciples Couldn't Agree On Which One of Them Will Be The Greatest In Heaven"

"The Wizard of Oz" - tagline: "Pig-Tails, A Puppy, A Talking Scarecrow, And Flying Monkeys, What More Do You Want"

"Gone With The Wind" - tagline: "When Passing Gas Ends A Relationship"
 
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Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows - ''The Friendzoned Guy Is Not Your Enemy After All''

Twilight - '' Vampires Are Cold, Werewolves Are Warm, And You Don't Need A Facial Expression To Get Them Both''

The Lion King - '' Playing Outside The Limits of Your Kingdom Brings A Lot of Headaches''

E.T. - '' Sometimes You Just Want a Bike Ride Before You Go Home''
 
Lord of The Rings- "What happens when you have a thief for an uncle"
 
Taken "Don't go to France. Just don't."
Lockout"What happens when you break a simple rule."
Immortals "You'll never be this cool."
White Chicks "Car accidents can lead to funny adventures."
The Fourth Kind "Screw aliens."
 
Beauty and the Beast - a portrayal of a woman with Stockholm's Syndrome.
 
Titanic - Is it over yet?

Lady and the Tramp - It's not what you think, get your mind out of the gutter.
 
How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days - or ten minutes if you make him watch this movie with you.
 
No - this one's the best - Thanks xXErraticEmilyXx:
Taken "Don't go to France. Just don't."
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"Oblivion" Tom Cruise defines Christian Science.

"Gravity" Sandra Bullock is finally completely weightless

"Les Miserables" What you become while you watch
 
Twilight - '' Vampires Are Cold, Werewolves Are Warm, And You Don't Need A Facial Expression To Get Them Both''

this made my lol literally !
 
White Christmas- 'how wealthy causasians celebrate Christmas'
Rudolf the Red-nosed Reindeer- 'how a cast out with an abnormality becomes popular only when he becomes useful'
 
Clueless - That says it all.

Pretty in Pink - How to make an ugly prom dress.
 
Flash Gordon - "There Will Be Bird People......And Music By Queen"
 
"Superman" - tagline: "The True Story of CC's Very Own Descyple"

"Sin City" - tagline: "The Corrupting of Toronto by Mayor Rob Ford"

"Das Boot" - tagline: "It's Not About A Boot, Sorry For The Confusion"

"Jaws" - tagline: "Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Try And Find Nemo Yourself"

"The Untouchables" - tagline: "Why CC's Moderators Can Never Be Removed From Power" (I hope I don't get in trouble for that one!!!).
 
"Forrest Gump" - tagline: "See How Long You Can Hear About Shrimp Before You Stab Yourself In The Ears"

"It's A Wonderful Life" - tagline: "Every Time This Movie Plays, An Angel Gets Financial Royalties"

"The Exorcist" - tagline: "Satan Never Looked So Ugly"

"King Kong" - tagline: "See Why Inter-Species Romances Never Last"

"Thor" - tagline: "If I Had A Hammer" (google the song)
 
" ラストサムライ " - tagline: 英語意気地なしのためにある
 
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