If you were given the wonderful Christmas gift of being able to "stalk" someone from here on CC, who would it be and why?
Here is a list of some CC members I would stalk over the holiday season:
1. SeoulSearch - Why? Because one year she sent me delicious chocolate malt balls for Christmas, but she hasn't sent me a single one since. SeoulSearch, what the heck??? I'm starving over here!!!
2. Tinin - Why? Because I don't believe he is actually 6'5". I believe he is actually as short as a 3'2" Christmas elf, and that he just poses as 6'5" on CC to enable his alter ego to exist!!! Don't be ashamed of your short height, Tintin, God loves all of us equally, no matter what our height is!!!
3. Arwen - Why? Because I don't believe she is actually Canadian. I think she is an American whom you all asked to pretend to be Canadian just so I won't feel like an outcast on this site. Thanks for the sentiment Arwen, but you can drop the "Canadian Charade" now, the jig is up!!!
4. iTOREtheSKy - Why? Because I want to see if he actually "laughs his buns off" when he reads something funny here, or if it's just a figure of speech. Don't act like I'm the only one curious to find out!!!
5. Jilly81 and AzureAfire - Why? So I could eat a big bowl of ice cream in front of them and not share any of it with them (oh, that would be so sweet!!!). In fact, I'll make sure I'm eating from a huge tub of Ben & Jerry's ice cream and devour it with a spatula instead of a spoon, just to be spiteful!!!
6. Jullianna - Why? Because I want to see what kind of violence she inflicts on people during the holiday season as opposed to the rest of the year. Hey Jullianna, try decafe!!!
7. Grace-Like-Rain - Why? So she could see my "impressive hat" in person!!!
8. Dliz - Why? So I could steal all her Christmas chocolates. Why else???
9. NodMyHeadLikeYeah - Why? Because she is so cool. That is all.
It's just meatloaf baked in a jello mold. We like to be creative with our food around here. 
