Hmm...i think she might actually love that idea!!!
But you actually HAVE TO swim, Descyple
if you're actually planning on clinging onto her body while she does her thrashing dives, that'll start freaking her out, and you might very well be swimming with the bottom feeders seconds later
that pretty lady has been having stalkers and people wanting to grab her with nets and hooks, and she's sick and tired of the clingy types!!! XD
The "free swimming lesson" offer still stands, you know...
*whistles*