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It's the Sabbath, so that's good news on the resting front.
God made them after their kind: here's some very good evidence against neodarwinian evolution theory...
Gen 1:21-22 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that [it was] good. And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.
God made them after their kind: here's some very good evidence against neodarwinian evolution theory...
Gen 1:21-22 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that [it was] good. And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.
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Well seeing as Rachel promptly took her 1 weeks vacation upon being hired before realizing she has already been fired I'm gonna have to run some numbers....
Ok everybody hang tight...we're in a bit of a uh...*holds hands up
"restructuring phase"
Oh wait...everybodies been fired,,,,
Ok uhm.... everybody...don't go gettin new jobs jussssssst yet
I'm running numbers by the dozens (hmmm almost a pun just shy of one) but there may be a way out of this full scale downsize yet.
Ok everybody hang tight...we're in a bit of a uh...*holds hands up
"restructuring phase"
Oh wait...everybodies been fired,,,,
Ok uhm.... everybody...don't go gettin new jobs jussssssst yet
I'm running numbers by the dozens (hmmm almost a pun just shy of one) but there may be a way out of this full scale downsize yet.
Awesome. I'm head of the legal department. This means I put out all y'all's fires, take long lunches, and razzle dazzle 'em. (10 points and shiny nickel if you get the reference).
I'm also a profiler and counselor, so I can get you out of trouble and then counsel you to stay out of it.
Alexis, since you're my go-to-girl, I'm going to need vast amounts of coffee. Like, all the time. So that's your number one job. Also, reminding me to be nice to people by not telling them they're stupid is your second job. And third is to make sure I ingest more than coffee. Too much caffeine makes my tummy hurt.
I'm a gift giver, so you'll often have little presents or bonuses for putting up with me. I'll even help put you through school.
I'm also a profiler and counselor, so I can get you out of trouble and then counsel you to stay out of it.
Alexis, since you're my go-to-girl, I'm going to need vast amounts of coffee. Like, all the time. So that's your number one job. Also, reminding me to be nice to people by not telling them they're stupid is your second job. And third is to make sure I ingest more than coffee. Too much caffeine makes my tummy hurt.
I'm a gift giver, so you'll often have little presents or bonuses for putting up with me. I'll even help put you through school.
J
I will gladly step up to VicePrezOfShoes and ProtectorOfAllSnackFoods. Your cupcakes and Cheetos are safe with me! *snicker*
Oh! And as Mistress Vader Fitness Instructor, but only if this music plays every time I enter the room:
[video=youtube;-bzWSJG93P8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzWSJG93P8[/video]
Oh! And as Mistress Vader Fitness Instructor, but only if this music plays every time I enter the room:
[video=youtube;-bzWSJG93P8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzWSJG93P8[/video]
G
My position within the company is somewhat of a mystery...
While no one in the company really knows just exactly what I actually do for the company, they all sincerely believe that it is somehow vitally important to the continued success and survival of the company.
I come and go - talk to people - smile a lot - laugh a lot - take long lunches... ... ... ...
Oh - and, I get paid a lot for doing not-a-lot...
I might as well ... how many other companies already have people like this...???
Can I be the owner of the company?
While no one in the company really knows just exactly what I actually do for the company, they all sincerely believe that it is somehow vitally important to the continued success and survival of the company.
I come and go - talk to people - smile a lot - laugh a lot - take long lunches... ... ... ...
Oh - and, I get paid a lot for doing not-a-lot...
I might as well ... how many other companies already have people like this...???
Can I be the owner of the company?
U
My position within the company is somewhat of a mystery...
While no one in the company really knows just exactly what I actually do for the company, they all sincerely believe that it is somehow vitally important to the continued success and survival of the company.
I come and go - talk to people - smile a lot - laugh a lot - take long lunches... ... ... ...
Oh - and, I get paid a lot for doing not-a-lot...
I might as well ... how many other companies already have people like this...???
Can I be the owner of the company?
While no one in the company really knows just exactly what I actually do for the company, they all sincerely believe that it is somehow vitally important to the continued success and survival of the company.
I come and go - talk to people - smile a lot - laugh a lot - take long lunches... ... ... ...
Oh - and, I get paid a lot for doing not-a-lot...
I might as well ... how many other companies already have people like this...???
Can I be the owner of the company?
S
Awesome. I'm head of the legal department. This means I put out all y'all's fires, take long lunches, and razzle dazzle 'em. (10 points and shiny nickel if you get the reference).
I'm also a profiler and counselor, so I can get you out of trouble and then counsel you to stay out of it.
Alexis, since you're my go-to-girl, I'm going to need vast amounts of coffee. Like, all the time. So that's your number one job. Also, reminding me to be nice to people by not telling them they're stupid is your second job. And third is to make sure I ingest more than coffee. Too much caffeine makes my tummy hurt.
I'm a gift giver, so you'll often have little presents or bonuses for putting up with me. I'll even help put you through school.
I'm also a profiler and counselor, so I can get you out of trouble and then counsel you to stay out of it.
Alexis, since you're my go-to-girl, I'm going to need vast amounts of coffee. Like, all the time. So that's your number one job. Also, reminding me to be nice to people by not telling them they're stupid is your second job. And third is to make sure I ingest more than coffee. Too much caffeine makes my tummy hurt.
I'm a gift giver, so you'll often have little presents or bonuses for putting up with me. I'll even help put you through school.
My bridge removal efforts were not popular with the local township. Apparently the trolls have stopped using their normal haunts since there were no more bridges for them to hide under. They are now loitering in parking lots, and I am being blamed for this new phenomenon.
Short story long, they're threatening to sue.
Awesome. I'm head of the legal department. This means I put out all y'all's fires, take long lunches, and razzle dazzle 'em. (10 points and shiny nickel if you get the reference).
I'm also a profiler and counselor, so I can get you out of trouble and then counsel you to stay out of it.
Alexis, since you're my go-to-girl, I'm going to need vast amounts of coffee. Like, all the time. So that's your number one job. Also, reminding me to be nice to people by not telling them they're stupid is your second job. And third is to make sure I ingest more than coffee. Too much caffeine makes my tummy hurt.
I'm a gift giver, so you'll often have little presents or bonuses for putting up with me. I'll even help put you through school.
I'm also a profiler and counselor, so I can get you out of trouble and then counsel you to stay out of it.
Alexis, since you're my go-to-girl, I'm going to need vast amounts of coffee. Like, all the time. So that's your number one job. Also, reminding me to be nice to people by not telling them they're stupid is your second job. And third is to make sure I ingest more than coffee. Too much caffeine makes my tummy hurt.
I'm a gift giver, so you'll often have little presents or bonuses for putting up with me. I'll even help put you through school.
I do think my position should allow me to recieve special insight into these profiles! I'm guessing some will be quite long hahaha
am I to instruct you not to tell the stupid people they are stupid? Or is this just the smart ones that I need remind you about?
Yay music school here I come!
Well, after 11 posts on CC we might not know you that well. We're happy you're here though!
Here in California that's known as a USC graduate (University of Southern California). They get several years of training in how play video games, etc. at the office, then blame their coworkers for their own inability to do their own job.
Of course! Let's start with 10,000,000,000 shares at $0.001 apiece. For an initial investment of $10 million you can own the entire company!! YAYYAYAYA!
NOTE FOR POTENTIAL INVESTORS: We've already accumulated substantial unpaid debt. We have zero cash. We need yours!
While no one in the company really knows just exactly what I actually do for the company, they all sincerely believe that it is somehow vitally important to the continued success and survival of the company.
I come and go - talk to people - smile a lot - laugh a lot - take long lunches... ... ... ...
Oh - and, I get paid a lot for doing not-a-lot...
I might as well ... how many other companies already have people like this...???
I come and go - talk to people - smile a lot - laugh a lot - take long lunches... ... ... ...
Oh - and, I get paid a lot for doing not-a-lot...
I might as well ... how many other companies already have people like this...???
Can I be the owner of the company?
NOTE FOR POTENTIAL INVESTORS: We've already accumulated substantial unpaid debt. We have zero cash. We need yours!
We really quite desperately need to turn this around as I've racked up considerable legal expenses with the bridge elimination project.
