well atleast I have my cat...

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arwen83

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Thread for the lonely, saddened and distraught during the holidays.... ;)

I may be 30 and single, soon to be as sterile as a rock, childless, husbandless, no ounce of emotional intimacy, but hey atleast I have a cat to cuddle with and keep me company.


Here's a smiling goat:
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alexis

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Awwe

I love you and really like that smiling goat!
 
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colalella2891

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I have two cats!!! They're the best. :cool:
 

rachelsedge

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There are three cats in the house. Two of them are mine. I am known by one of my coworkers and many of my friends as the crazy cat lady.

I wouldn't say I'm crazy just yet...I think I have another 20 years of singleness before that comes. ;)
 
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you could fix that singleness stuff ya know.

its not like you are a guy....
 

Pipp

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I have a cat, but he doesn't like me....
 
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colalella2891

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I prefer cats over dogs any day. :)
 
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Ugly

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Dogs. Just dogs.
 
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Thread for the lonely, saddened and distraught during the holidays.... ;)

Here's a smiling goat:
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The Three Billy Goats Gruff - Norwegian Folk Tale

-> Three Billy Goats Gruff

Once upon a time there were three billy goats, who were to go up to the hillside to make themselves fat, and the name of all three was "Gruff."

On the way up was a bridge over a cascading stream they had to cross; and
under the bridge lived a great ugly troll , with eyes as big as saucers, and a nose as long as a poker.

So first of all came the youngest Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge.

"Trip, trap, trip, trap! " went the bridge.

"Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll .

"Oh, it is only I, the tiniest Billy Goat Gruff , and I'm going up to the hillside to make myself fat," said the billy goat, with such a small voice.

"Now, I'm coming to gobble you up," said the troll.

"Oh, no! pray don't take me. I'm too little, that I am," said the billy goat. "Wait a bit till the second Billy Goat Gruff comes. He's much bigger."

"Well, be off with you," said the troll.

A little while after came the second Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge.

Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap, went the bridge.

"Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll.

"Oh, it's the second Billy Goat Gruff , and I'm going up to the hillside to make myself fat," said the billy goat, who hadn't such a small voice.

"Now I'm coming to gobble you up," said the troll.

"Oh, no! Don't take me. Wait a little till the big Billy Goat Gruff comes. He's much bigger."

"Very well! Be off with you," said the troll.

But just then up came the big Billy Goat Gruff .

Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap! went the bridge, for the billy goat was so heavy that the bridge creaked and groaned under him.

"Who's that tramping over my bridge?" roared the troll.

"It's I! The big Billy Goat Gruff ," said the billy goat, who had an ugly hoarse voice of his own.

"Now I 'm coming to gobble you up," roared the troll.
Well, come along! I've got two spears,
And I'll poke your eyeballs out at your ears;
I've got besides two curling-stones,
And I'll crush you to bits, body and bones.​

That was what the big billy goat said. And then he flew at the troll, and poked his eyes out with his horns, and crushed him to bits, body and bones, and tossed him out into the cascade, and after that he went up to the hillside. There the billy goats got so fat they were scarcely able to walk home again. And if the fat hasn't fallen off them, why, they're still fat; and so,

Snip, snap, snout.
This tale's told out.

Source: Peter Christen Asbjørnsen and Jørgen Moe, De tre bukkene Bruse som skulle gå til seters og gjøre seg fete, Norske Folkeeventyr, translated by George Webbe Dasent in Popular Tales from the Norse, 2nd edition (London: George Routledge and Sons, n.d.), no. 37, pp. 275-276. Translation revised by D. L. Ashliman.
 
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arwen83

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The Three Billy Goats Gruff - Norwegian Folk Tale

-> Three Billy Goats Gruff

Once upon a time there were three billy goats, who were to go up to the hillside to make themselves fat, and the name of all three was "Gruff."

On the way up was a bridge over a cascading stream they had to cross; and
under the bridge lived a great ugly troll , with eyes as big as saucers, and a nose as long as a poker.

So first of all came the youngest Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge.

"Trip, trap, trip, trap! " went the bridge.

"Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll .

"Oh, it is only I, the tiniest Billy Goat Gruff , and I'm going up to the hillside to make myself fat," said the billy goat, with such a small voice.

"Now, I'm coming to gobble you up," said the troll.

"Oh, no! pray don't take me. I'm too little, that I am," said the billy goat. "Wait a bit till the second Billy Goat Gruff comes. He's much bigger."

"Well, be off with you," said the troll.

A little while after came the second Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge.

Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap, went the bridge.

"Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll.

"Oh, it's the second Billy Goat Gruff , and I'm going up to the hillside to make myself fat," said the billy goat, who hadn't such a small voice.

"Now I'm coming to gobble you up," said the troll.

"Oh, no! Don't take me. Wait a little till the big Billy Goat Gruff comes. He's much bigger."

"Very well! Be off with you," said the troll.

But just then up came the big Billy Goat Gruff .

Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap! went the bridge, for the billy goat was so heavy that the bridge creaked and groaned under him.

"Who's that tramping over my bridge?" roared the troll.

"It's I! The big Billy Goat Gruff ," said the billy goat, who had an ugly hoarse voice of his own.

"Now I 'm coming to gobble you up," roared the troll.
Well, come along! I've got two spears,
And I'll poke your eyeballs out at your ears;
I've got besides two curling-stones,
And I'll crush you to bits, body and bones.​

That was what the big billy goat said. And then he flew at the troll, and poked his eyes out with his horns, and crushed him to bits, body and bones, and tossed him out into the cascade, and after that he went up to the hillside. There the billy goats got so fat they were scarcely able to walk home again. And if the fat hasn't fallen off them, why, they're still fat; and so,

Snip, snap, snout.
This tale's told out.

Source: Peter Christen Asbjørnsen and Jørgen Moe, De tre bukkene Bruse som skulle gå til seters og gjøre seg fete, Norske Folkeeventyr, translated by George Webbe Dasent in Popular Tales from the Norse, 2nd edition (London: George Routledge and Sons, n.d.), no. 37, pp. 275-276. Translation revised by D. L. Ashliman.
HAHAHAHA Thats spectacular, its been awhile since I read that one. Though I think it was more PG.
 
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ServantStrike

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I have a cat, but he doesn't like me....
Your cat has issues then. He is no longer allowed to call himself a cool cat.


As for being alone.

I have Jesus, I'm never alone!

[video=youtube;JwMrJzi_7-E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwMrJzi_7-E[/video]


Lyrics ripped right from Revelation 5:12
Saying with a loud voice, Worthy is the Lamb that was slain to receive power, and riches, and wisdom, and strength, and honour, and glory, and blessing.

And Psalm 55:22
Cast thy burden upon the LORD, and he shall sustain thee: he shall never suffer the righteous to be moved.
 

Pipp

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Your cat has issues then. He is no longer allowed to call himself a cool cat.


As for being alone.

I have Jesus, I'm never alone!

[video=youtube;JwMrJzi_7-E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwMrJzi_7-E[/video]


Lyrics ripped right from Revelation 5:12
Saying with a loud voice, Worthy is the Lamb that was slain to receive power, and riches, and wisdom, and strength, and honour, and glory, and blessing.

And Psalm 55:22
Cast thy burden upon the LORD, and he shall sustain thee: he shall never suffer the righteous to be moved.


Yeah..... He only likes my dad..... but I think I know why... My dad is grumpy cat in human form. :p
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Pipp....you do realize that Grumpy Cat is indeed a female cat don't you? Just sayin'. lol
 
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ServantStrike

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Yeah..... He only likes my dad..... but I think I know why... My dad is grumpy cat in human form. :p
So... he's the anti you then?
 

rachelsedge

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Okay, well...here we go.

Here's Dakota. The first one I got. My snuggle bear. She is small, squishy, and soft.
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Then there's Toby. He is younger than Dakota by almost a year, but bigger than her already, has HUGE paws, and is all muscle. He's not the sharpest crayon in the box, though. I like to draw on him when using SnapChat. This is only one example.
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Then there's Bella, who likes to be weird and stare at blank things but has gorgeous eyes. She is like a feather, very tall and thin but very light in weight.
bell.jpg bella3.jpg

The first two are mine. They are extremely social, for being cats. They love anybody and like being near people. They are more like dogs. The last one, on the other hand, is much more reserved.
 

Pipp

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Okay, well...here we go.

Here's Dakota. The first one I got. My snuggle bear. She is small, squishy, and soft.
View attachment 66263

Then there's Toby. He is younger than Dakota by almost a year, but bigger than her already, has HUGE paws, and is all muscle. He's not the sharpest crayon in the box, though. I like to draw on him when using SnapChat. This is only one example.
View attachment 66264

Then there's Bella, who likes to be weird and stare at blank things but has gorgeous eyes. She is like a feather, very tall and thin but very light in weight.
View attachment 66265 View attachment 66266

The first two are mine. They are extremely social, for being cats. They love anybody and like being near people. They are more like dogs. The last one, on the other hand, is much more reserved.

awww pretty cats :)
 
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colalella2891

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There's a really cute pic of one of my cats on my phone. I'll post it here at one point.