Hehe
*gasp*
Hehe
*gasp*
Casual observer: Should we do the heimlich, she looks like she's choking on air.
Passive-Aggressive "Nice Guy": No, I'll do CPR, I can totally get some lip action without it looking like I'm a creeper
CC Regular: Relax, she's just laughing, and no, you're still a creeper
And, just like that, I now laughed out loud.
Yeah, but then we can make them laugh harder when we use bad pick up lines on them. Lines like "baby you've got curves like a race track"
And (now this is an original here).
"Girl, I raced towards you so fast I just blacked out. I need your name in case I crash and burn, because that way I can tell those in heaven who sent me there"