TEH offishul bad grammer n spellin thred

[1still_waters]

I'm amused by intentional uses of bad grammar and spelling.
So amused I decided to make a thread.
The point of this thread?
Make posts with bad grammar and misspellings.

Ar ewe up two this ask at hand?
Eye no ewe can due it.
Sew as you sit they're, looking over their, make won or too sentences for the many theres two reed.

 

[Praus]

The point of this thread?
Make posts with bad grammar and misspellings.

PWNED



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[Fenner]

ah's not mighty fine at spellin' an' sech.

 

[1still_waters]

ah's not mighty fine at spellin' an' sech.

lolwut due ewe meen? You're spellin looks mighty fine too me.

 

[Fenner]

Yer t'kind Stillwater.

 

[Misty77]

I think my eyeballs are bleeding now. . .

 

[jimmydiggs]

I think my eyeballs are bleeding now. . .

eye dunt tink zo cuz u spellin iz zstill gud

amidoinitrite

 

[JesusChica1991]

Aye kayun mihs-spayull werdz vayurry wayull. Aye kayun eevuhn buhreeng ah-oot migh ohn dye-uh-lekt.

 

[wwjd_kilden]

cool, now I can see how far I get when I try to type touch....

how come it is worning he.... see, i jinxed it, it not woring here,,,,,, especially not as my keyboard does not like the k

 

[Relena7]

4 thOs hu don't hav d tym 2 tink rly hard & typ horribly on purpose, here iz a quicker way.

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It translates both ways.

 

[jimmydiggs]

4 thOs hu don't hav d tym 2 tink rly hard & typ horribly on purpose, here iz a quicker way.

Transl8it! - understand SMS text message slang & chat lingo shorthand



It translates both ways.

dat iz cheeteen, nawt fahre!

 

[MissCris]

Dis wun time, me n dis gurl I knowed @ skool tole tha teecher that she were speekin bad an that she dun rote a lotta words rong up on dat chockbored. So miss teecher laydee went an kikked us owt an made us do detensions cuz I gess yer not aloud ta kwestiun a teechers smarts.

 

[MaranathaSoonQuick]

Congratulations, you now have the grammar of the average Rap star.

 

[Ugly]

hai
ur teechur dunt sownd lik shez vury gud uf uh teechur. 2bad u rnt en mi klas cuz den wee culd hangz owt nd plaa joekz on hur. wee culd meat b4 klas nd plan owt trikz 2 plaa on hur 2gethr. txt me.

 

[JesusChica1991]

ewe awl r kwayzee

 

[jimmydiggs]

ewe awl r kwayzee

u spell dat rong, u no dat rite? kwayzee b's a wrapper, nawt a perzun who b looz n d noggin'

 

[ServantStrike]

I dunt getz de pointz ef dis throd

R wez freezing da innar trole?

 

[DuchessAimee]

After reading this thread, I threw up. I was trained as a literature major and writer to preserve and protect the English language... apparently I have failed to do my duty on this site.

 

[ServantStrike]

After reading this thread, I threw up. I was trained as a literature major and writer to preserve and protect the English language... apparently I have failed to do my duty on this site.

Vomiting with rage eh?

 

[1still_waters]

After reading this thread, I threw up. I was trained as a literature major and writer to preserve and protect the English language... apparently I have failed to do my duty on this site.

Their, they're , theyei'r.

This two shall pass.

Sum thymes we have two step outside teh comfort zone and reed things a knew weigh.

There grammar rules over their in they're grammer book don't knot always have two apply, due they?