Are you desperate and single?

[TaylorTG]

No.

But I will however sell you 250,000 top of the line pingtong laptops for just $2,500 but you must pay shipping.

I accept! How would I buy those pingtong laptops from you?? My address is: Littlemaggot's street, 11 3442 New Pork city. Thanks!

My phone number is: ABD79801 Thanks again! Call me up to give me the details!

 

[wisebeardman]

I accept! How would I buy those pingtong laptops from you?? My address is: Littlemaggot's street, 11 3442 New Pork city. Thanks!

My phone number is: ABD79801 Thanks again! Call me up to give me the details!

please send the money via fedexupsuspswestern to account number 874563847658034756348097562304187542369578643209873465023465
Also contact the shipper of choice pre-pay them and I will say all laptop in big box for pickup
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Also my nose is bleeding again...

 

[TaylorTG]

please send the money via fedexupsuspswestern to account number 874563847658034756348097562304187542369578643209873465023465
Also contact the shipper of choice pre-pay them and I will say all laptop in big box for pickup
\
Also my nose is bleeding again...

Have a wonderful nosebleed, and God bless! Thank you so much, I'll pray 10 'our fathers in honor' of your good health, sir! Have a good nose bleed!

 

[wisebeardman]

nosebleeds, nothing like turning a white shirt into a red shirt.

 

[zeroturbulence]

I had a guy ask me once if i would spawn his children.....

Of course i said yes.

He probably wasn't kidding. o_o

 

[ServantStrike]

nosebleeds, nothing like turning a white shirt into a red shirt.

Yes, but in the modern series, at least it's not an instant death sentence.

 

[Shouryu]

please send the money via fedexupsuspswestern to account number 874563847658034756348097562304187542369578643209873465023465
Also contact the shipper of choice pre-pay them and I will say all laptop in big box for pickup
\
Also my nose is bleeding again...

This is the most fun I've ever seen you have, Beardman. ^_^ Yay for being silly!

 

[secularhermit]

This had to be posted again for the people who aren't into the metal thread.

*best advertiser voice*
You looking for desperate Christian Singles? Just hang out in the lounge at Christian Chat. There are people there who are so desperate they swap personal information with near-perfect strangers simply because they claim they are Christians.

Okay, advertisement over. I like what Liamson posted once - if you rescue a damsel in distress, you're still left with a damsel in distress. Not sure if those were his words or not, but they were genius.


No seriously. Why do people seem to just chat up random strangers and ask for identifiable information (like where you live, or your cell phone number). Don't they know all the bad juju that can be done with a cell phone number? It's happened to me on more than one occasion.

You know. Skype someone first or something before asking for the ability to literally hunt them down like a dog.

Good seafety tips in there!

Just call at 800-DESPERATE. Ha! Ha!

 

[ServantStrike]

This is the most fun I've ever seen you have, Beardman. ^_^ Yay for being silly!

I'll second this


And you're actually really funny bro. I could totally have seen that happening on a sit com.

 

[wisebeardman]

This is the most fun I've ever seen you have, Beardman. ^_^ Yay for being silly!

lots depends on when I get here. I actually visit many forums though the day and well sometimes this place is last on the list sometimes its the 1st sometimes its midpack..

which ever fourms end up being the end of day fourms well gets the burned out me.

 

[Grace-Like-Rain]

lots depends on when I get here. I actually visit many forums though the day and well sometimes this place is last on the list sometimes its the 1st sometimes its midpack..

which ever fourms end up being the end of day fourms well gets the burned out me.

We would like to request first-on-the-list tomorrow, please. ^_^

 

[wisebeardman]

We would like to request first-on-the-list tomorrow, please. ^_^

cant promise anything. just depends on what comes to mind first.

 

[Grace-Like-Rain]

cant promise anything. just depends on what comes to mind first.

So... what's your cell phone number...?

 

[wisebeardman]

So... what's your cell phone number...?

don't have one.

 

[Rachel20]

I was wondering why I don't see many of the forum posters on chat.


It would be nice to have a real-time conversation with some of you

 

[ServantStrike]

I was wondering why I don't see many of the forum posters on chat.


It would be nice to have a real-time conversation with some of you

I'm there sometimes!

Do I win a prize? Oh boy, I hope it's food related.

 

[Rachel20]

I'm there sometimes!

Do I win a prize? Oh boy, I hope it's food related.

Haha. Yes, I've seen you in prayer room! Yay!

 

[Shouryu]

I was wondering why I don't see many of the forum posters on chat.


It would be nice to have a real-time conversation with some of you

Now that it's winter break, I might make some appearances in the Lounge.

 

[Rachel20]

Now that it's winter break, I might make some appearances in the Lounge.

oh cool. I will keep an eye out for you, when I am on lounge.

It's the other way around for me, because I have a break, I am scouring the forums. Just a few posts away from senior member status

 

[Jullianna]

*cleans up the blood wisebeardman's nose dripped in here*

My work is never done....