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you've.... never seen the sandlot ?
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other day I seen a old 70s cadie get nailed by a 2012 honda.. cadie was able to drive away. honda was trashed.. if the hit would have been more head on by the honda driver would be dead (driver clipped the caddie at and angle) engine ended up in the passanger seat..
One year ago this week (yesterday in fact) i had a new kidney put in. Its crazy to think its been a year already. My kidney is just getting broken in.
I've never had any dental problems... then tonight out of nowhere one of my wisdom teeth broke :/
it was bound to happen.. I have an over crowding anyways and it was pressed against the bone pretty tight .
Now its sharp... no fun.
It ain't clean if it ain't zestfully clean.Get it get it? Huh? Huh?
Zest....fully clean. You had that in the US right?
hahaha... such a hipster joke. But i get it anyways =P
Pssh hipster... Just cus I use organic, locally handcrafted by feminists, vegan, artisanal soap doesn't make me anymore hipster than you![]()
You were born a hipster, like you have a choice.
I can't stand my mom. Sometimes, just sometimes, I want to get married just so I can get out of this house. Forgive me Lord, but I don't think I have enough patience and honor left for her.
well you COULD always get married.
I could I guess, but I want to do it for the right reasons, not to escape my mother. I would end up getting into a worse situation. It does sound tempting sometimes though....
It is now 3:28 am. I made a feeble attempt at sleeping. Epic fail. After much agonizing & debate...self loathing & such,I decided to unwrap said coconut cream pie I had mentioned earlier that was so deliciously hand crafted by a fellow co-worker. I might even go as far as to call it "Artisanal".
(Which by the way,I detest that word and how companies have taken to slap that label on everything just to sell it to the masses,be they hipster or otherwise.)
So,I have decided to have a slice of this delicious pie at like 3 something am,when I should be soundly sleeping.
Why should I feel guilt? I'm an adult after all.
Isn't this the kind of moment you dreamed about as a small child when you wanted something sweet late at night & your parents said,"No it's too late to be eating pie!"
Fantasies about sneaking down to the kitchen & stealing a turkey leg,or making a hot fudge sundae like in a Tom & Jerry cartoon...Ok,wait...am I the only one who's gone through this as a child?
Maybe I need serious couch time with a therapist like Tony Soprano or something.
So anyways,I gave in...had said pie...and with a nice big blob of Redi-Whip topping on it to boot!
The shame came & went.
I'm still not sleepy.
I'd better go respond to this awesomely detailed,hilarious PM I received before I crash from the sugar boost.
Soon morning will come...this brings the promise of fresh brewed coffee...AND more pie.
I am an adult after all.
No just an INFP. We're the hipster personality. Deal with itEmbrace who you are
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