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iTOREtheSKY

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#182
"Our Pastor sometimes uses strange word pictures when explaining stuff from the Old Testament"

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Descyple

Descyple

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The older boy says to girl: Hi Sarah. Let me introduce you to my kitten named Missy, my dog named Sparky, my little brother named Timmy, and my mother named MONSTOR!!!!

RELEASE THE KRAKKEN!!!
 
Praus

Praus

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The first modesty fashion statement of 2014--handwash only.

If you find a woman willing to wash your socks for you then marry her right away!!!


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Shouryu

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#187
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Praus said:
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Simultaneous epileptic seizures occurred amongst users of a Christian discussion forum today, in an incident now being being referred to as "Pokemon Crisis 2013." Unlike the last mass epileptic occurance, this one was primarily centered in North America and Australia instead of Japan...
 
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persNickety

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#188
Shouryu said:
Simultaneous epileptic seizures occurred amongst users of a Christian discussion forum today, in an incident now being being referred to as "Pokemon Crisis 2013." Unlike the last mass epileptic occurance, this one was primarily centered in North America and Australia instead of Japan...
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No seizures here! :D
 
Praus

Praus

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Modesty fashion statement #2 of 2014: hide your face behind a bacon beard!

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Descyple

Descyple

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"The Pot of Toes at the End of the Rainbow"
 
Descyple

Descyple

Senior Member
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Jun 7, 2010
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This was the negative effect of Roger Clemen's steroid use: excessive hair growth!!!
 
Descyple

Descyple

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This is why trains and GPS systems do not mix!!!

"Please turn your 100 ton locomotive to the right in 500 meters at 5th Avenue & Lawrence!!!"
 
Praus

Praus

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Dec 21, 2012
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Why Women Are Evil Reason #3772: jealous by nature

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Pipp

Pipp

Majestic Llamacorn
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wisebeardman said:
kid better be glad that was like 100 years ago.. if he tried that now. oh he would be in big big trouble.
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He tried it these days she'd pull a crayon out of her diaper and stab him....
 
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