Valentine's Day Humor For Singles!!!
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Here are some slightly different posts about "You Know You're NO LONGER Single on Valentine's Day When............"
You know you're no longer single on Valentine's Day when...................... you are overwhelmingly frustrated by the fact that you now have to share your Valentine's Day chocolate with your significant other (just because you share your heart on Valentine's, that shouldn't necessarily mean you have to share your chocolate!!!).
You know you're no longer single on Valentine's Day when...................... you walk around with a red rose in your hair. I have short hair so I'll have to duct tape the rose to the side of my head, but the rose (and the duct tape) will match well with my emerald green eyes!!!
You know you're no longer single on Valentine's Day when...................... you heart beats faster for the whole day (not because you're in love, but because you're frightened about how much money your going to have to spend to keep your woman happy that day). Can you say "Bankruptcy"? I knew you could!!!
You know you're no longer single on Valentine's Day when...................... you are overwhelmingly frustrated by the fact that you now have to share your Valentine's Day chocolate with your significant other (just because you share your heart on Valentine's, that shouldn't necessarily mean you have to share your chocolate!!!).
You know you're no longer single on Valentine's Day when...................... you walk around with a red rose in your hair. I have short hair so I'll have to duct tape the rose to the side of my head, but the rose (and the duct tape) will match well with my emerald green eyes!!!
You know you're no longer single on Valentine's Day when...................... you heart beats faster for the whole day (not because you're in love, but because you're frightened about how much money your going to have to spend to keep your woman happy that day). Can you say "Bankruptcy"? I knew you could!!!
Actually iTORE, Zaoman and I are currently co-writing a book called "How To Be Hot And Remain Humble" - The Trials and Tribulations of the Uber-Gorgeous!!!
Our photos will be posted on every other page (including the front and back cover), and the table of contents will be made up of purely our best features (my eyes alone take up three chapters!!!).
Apparently we haven't started writing the chapters on being "humble" yet (to be honest, I don't think we'll have space for them).
Our photos will be posted on every other page (including the front and back cover), and the table of contents will be made up of purely our best features (my eyes alone take up three chapters!!!).
Apparently we haven't started writing the chapters on being "humble" yet (to be honest, I don't think we'll have space for them).
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Hmmm...ok Z-man...spill the beans! lol Yer' not harboring a little lady as well are you? I'm not gonna see a post in a few weeks where you announce that you & so & so CC member have been madly,deeply in love & are planning marriage & have been for yrs now am I? Because I've fallen for that ploy once by D & A! I shan't be tricked again good Sir! 
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Hmmm...ok Z-man...spill the beans! lol Yer' not harboring a little lady as well are you? I'm not gonna see a post in a few weeks where you announce that you & so & so CC member have been madly,deeply in love & are planning marriage & have been for yrs now am I? Because I've fallen for that ploy once by D & A! I shan't be tricked again good Sir!
