Valentine's Day Humor For Singles!!!
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Here are some slightly different posts about "You Know You're NO LONGER Single on Valentine's Day When............"
You know you're no longer single on Valentine's Day when...................... you are overwhelmingly frustrated by the fact that you now have to share your Valentine's Day chocolate with your significant other (just because you share your heart on Valentine's, that shouldn't necessarily mean you have to share your chocolate!!!).
You know you're no longer single on Valentine's Day when...................... you walk around with a red rose in your hair. I have short hair so I'll have to duct tape the rose to the side of my head, but the rose (and the duct tape) will match well with my emerald green eyes!!!
You know you're no longer single on Valentine's Day when...................... you heart beats faster for the whole day (not because you're in love, but because you're frightened about how much money your going to have to spend to keep your woman happy that day). Can you say "Bankruptcy"? I knew you could!!!
You know you're no longer single on Valentine's Day when...................... you are overwhelmingly frustrated by the fact that you now have to share your Valentine's Day chocolate with your significant other (just because you share your heart on Valentine's, that shouldn't necessarily mean you have to share your chocolate!!!).
You know you're no longer single on Valentine's Day when...................... you walk around with a red rose in your hair. I have short hair so I'll have to duct tape the rose to the side of my head, but the rose (and the duct tape) will match well with my emerald green eyes!!!
You know you're no longer single on Valentine's Day when...................... you heart beats faster for the whole day (not because you're in love, but because you're frightened about how much money your going to have to spend to keep your woman happy that day). Can you say "Bankruptcy"? I knew you could!!!
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zaoman32
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iTOREtheSKY
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Dude...you & Descyple need to write a book about how you've overcome being so handsome. Yanno...the pressures & expectations placed on you guys. I think it could give us cosmetically challenged some hope. LOL
Oh..and to my future Valentine........♥ lol
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zaoman32
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Well, descyple got hisself a lady friend, so he's just turning em down left and right I'm sure. I'm still trying to figure out how to get mine :/
Actually iTORE, Zaoman and I are currently co-writing a book called "How To Be Hot And Remain Humble" - The Trials and Tribulations of the Uber-Gorgeous!!!
Our photos will be posted on every other page (including the front and back cover), and the table of contents will be made up of purely our best features (my eyes alone take up three chapters!!!).
Apparently we haven't started writing the chapters on being "humble" yet (to be honest, I don't think we'll have space for them).
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iTOREtheSKY
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Hmmm...ok Z-man...spill the beans! lol Yer' not harboring a little lady as well are you? I'm not gonna see a post in a few weeks where you announce that you & so & so CC member have been madly,deeply in love & are planning marriage & have been for yrs now am I? Because I've fallen for that ploy once by D & A! I shan't be tricked again good Sir! 
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zaoman32
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Hmmm...ok Z-man...spill the beans! lol Yer' not harboring a little lady as well are you? I'm not gonna see a post in a few weeks where you announce that you & so & so CC member have been madly,deeply in love & are planning marriage & have been for yrs now am I? Because I've fallen for that ploy once by D & A! I shan't be tricked again good Sir!
Hahaha, I wouldn't expect anything anytime soon
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iTOREtheSKY
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*whew*...'cause I gotta like go buy nice dress clothes & stuff & save money for a gift and....HEY! wait a second...am I even invited to this future wedding if/when it happens? 
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zaoman32
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iTOREtheSKY
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iTOREtheSKY
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Ok,so in honor of our upcoming book that we're collaborating on,I figured that my avatar should reflect just how loved I am,due to my stunning good looks & rapier wit. 
Feel free to swoon or faint at any time.
(don't worry...I'll catch you) *wink
Feel free to swoon or faint at any time.
(don't worry...I'll catch you) *wink
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zaoman32
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Ok,so in honor of our upcoming book that we're collaborating on,I figured that my avatar should reflect just how loved I am,due to my stunning good looks & rapier wit.
Feel free to swoon or faint at any time.
(don't worry...I'll catch you) *wink
You've done well young grasshopper
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Tmercy
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You know your single when on Valentine's your friends tell you what their spouse did for them and end the topic saying, "oh sorry, Happy Single Awareness Day!"
Just so you guys know, i'm only liking this post because he's my boyfriend
i have to protect his fragile ego, so bear with me!!!As for you, my Crazy Beau...
