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Jullianna
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Introducing the newest in bridal jewelry. Wedding ring handcuffs. Welded to fit any hand... and never come off. So that your special someone will be yours... FOREVERR.
THEY CAN NEVER LEAVE YOU.
NEVER.
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ServantStrike
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I'm cutting off your caffeine for the day. Also, you're no longer allowed to watch the move "misery" just in case it would give you any ideas.
Wha...?
*frantically chugging down the last of her Coke Zero before Servant can reach her*
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ServantStrike
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Pshaw.
Coke zero. Real sugar or nothing! Or I guess real high fructose corn syrup.
Besides - girl, you don't need no diet soda.
I like to tell myself that if I am drinking a soda with zero calories... it's almost like drinking water. ...Right? And water is healthy. So... Coke Zero... is healthy... right?
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ServantStrike
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I like to tell myself that if I am drinking a soda with zero calories... it's almost like drinking water. ...Right? And water is healthy. So... Coke Zero... is healthy... right?
That's... genius!
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iTOREtheSKY
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After further testing,The makers of Camel brand cigarettes decided that Joe Camel should remain simply a cartoon character & not an amusement park ride. *you still get a carton of free smokes if yer' under 3 feet tall*
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didymos
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There's a new Coke on the market:
no sugar, cafeine, bubbles, artificial colouring, flavours or other additives;
it's called plain water....
no sugar, cafeine, bubbles, artificial colouring, flavours or other additives;
it's called plain water....
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Jullianna
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mellowED
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Bill - I told you we couldn't catch up to superman, but no, you kept trying to go faster and faster