It was me. I had a painful medical condition that wouldn't let me rest. Eventually, I wound up in an emergency room and got shot full of some manner of morphine derivative. I passed out for around 18 hours.
Thanks for giving me an medium through which to complain about my tapestry of ailments. Now, brace yourself against the floor and pull out your decoder rings as I discuss my swollen, dislocated...er...I'll save that gem for another time. You'll have to tune in next week to find out!