Spy Pet

[Jullianna]

If we talked with your pet about you,
what would we learn?

 

[lil_christian]

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If we talked with your pet about you,
what would we learn?

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Depends on which ones. If it's the fish, they'd say I don't feed them enough. Or clean their tank enough....

If you talked to my dog Mocha, I disturb him way too often. If you talked to my dog Spice, I don't give her enough attention.

 

[ww_21]

​Well, I don't have a pet but I would love to have a husky someday soon.

 

[CatHerder]

My cats would tell you that I pee in their giant porcelain water bowl.

 

[BananaPie]

CatHerder, you drinking too much water there?

Okay, my dog would say, "iLuv pie, sum more, sum more..."
My turtle would say,... ...well, Turtle just gives a stoic stare; that's a reptile for ya.

 

[NodMyHeadLikeYeah]

My dog would tell you i'm awesome

My kitty would tell you i no like her.

 

[IloveyouGod]

Peanut my dog would tell you how many times I believe his lies and his innocent yet tricky looks he makes to take a treat!!!!

 

[CatHerder]

Marty and Inkblot = both are cats

Marty would say that I disturb his sleeping spot on the couch every time I watch TV.
Inky would say that I always get up as soon as she finds a comfy spot on my lap.
They would both say that when they wrestle and chase each other up and down the stairs every morning, it is not for my entertainment so I should stop laughing at them, but that they are modeling the behavior that an exercise routine is important and that I should follow suit.

 

[JesusLives]

Year 11, month 4, repeated attempts to escape have failed, every time she lets me out after a while she claps her hands and says come on Baby it's time to go back inside. I hate it when she does that, I voice my opinion but she never relents to let me stay outside. I reluctantly go in then out on the porch where the tormenting squirrel comes across the screened porch slowly, that rotten animal knows I can't get him in my enclosure and I say to myself someday my little pretty.

She calls to me "I have your chickens ready", I try to not act interested but I love my foul so again she wins..... Then later she pats the couch beside her and I take my time getting there, but I do love being mauled....how does she know I love my ears scratched and oh yes that spot right under my chin..... Oh alright I guess I'll keep her. Baby the cat

 

[Tmercy]

I don't know your going to have to ask them

 

[Grace-Like-Rain]

My spaniel would tell you that if he stares at me long enough, I might give him a piece of steak.



My conure would say "Hey Charlie! Hey Charlie!". He doesn't know that Charlie is HIS name.

 

[rachelsedge]

My cats would tell you that when I am in the house by myself, I sing and dance a lot more than when people are around. They would tell you that I cry some nights. They'd say that I laugh too much at TV shows that I watch. Finally, if my cat Toby, could talk, he would answer my question of, "Who's a big boy??" with an annoyed voice and say, "I am, mom. I am. Quit asking."

 

[rachelsedge]

Sneakeh sneakeh

 

[kayem77]

I have two dogs. One of them would tell you that I'm the most annoying person in the world, given that I : stare at him till he starts barking (for some reason this really annoys him) ,grab him and hug him super tight when he least expects it, wake him up from his naps, call him fatty and grumpy and other silly names,etc). The other one, who is more shy, would say that he doesn't know why I enjoy doing those things to my other dog, so he probably thinks I'm weird. They would both say that I'm weird actually. Oh, and they would say that I don't take them out very often.

 

[just_monicat]

chloe: she's a mean, mean lady for making me run with her in the pouring rain.

max: oh monica? yeah, she's nice.

but more importantly, could somebody convince her to switch my stall next to that that cute palomino filly down the aisle?

charlotte: she's just the kind of pet human one could hope for, but you've got to be strict with people. otherwise they forget and start to think they're in charge.

last time she forgot to bring me a treat, i showed he who's bossr--just a little love "nip" while she was trimming my feet.

 

[faroukfarouk]

I have two dogs. One of them would tell you that I'm the most annoying person in the world, given that I : stare at him till he starts barking (for some reason this really annoys him) ,grab him and hug him super tight when he least expects it, wake him up from his naps, call him fatty and grumpy and other silly names,etc). The other one, who is more shy, would say that he doesn't know why I enjoy doing those things to my other dog, so he probably thinks I'm weird. They would both say that I'm weird actually. Oh, and they would say that I don't take them out very often.

In Mexico, dogs aren't just pets; they are practical assets, right?

(Great header verse, btw; I love Isaiah 55)

Blessings.

 

[Fenner]

Jazz the cat would say, she turns the water on for me in the tub so I can let it drip on my head.

Funk the cat would say, she gives the best belly rubs.

Fluffy the cat would say, she doesn't mind my snoring when I sleep.

 

[kayem77]

In Mexico, dogs aren't just pets; they are practical assets, right?

(Great header verse, btw; I love Isaiah 55)

Blessings.

They are pets and family to me. They are like my weird,cute, sometimes annoying little brothers . But for some people in Mexico they are just there to watch the house, which I think is sad, and a few others treat them like humans. I have an aunt who has a room with AC and beds just for her dogs. She has 6.

 

[Texikan]

I only wish I could be 1/2 the person my dogs THINK I am!

But, on topic my two pups would probably say, "you know...this house is really ours, we just let her live here and pay the bills!" Haha.

 

[blue_ladybug]

Jullianna, if you talked with my cat, she would tell you that she throws up on purpose just for the sheer enjoyment she gets out of watching me clean it up. Lol!! She would tell you that she is a total "mummies girl" and that she loves to catch, torture and eat flies. She would say she hates it when I cry because it makes her sad too. She would say she gets immensely evil pleasure out of waking me up in the middle of the night, EVERY NIGHT, by trying to bang her way into the kitchen cabinets, then takes off running when I get up and turn on the light and half yell/ half whisper at her!! She would say how she would rather have me clean her ears, rather than the vet because the vet has to practically knock her out, lol, and her mommy lets her play with a Q-tip while I'm doing her ears. (Even then, she stills acts like I'm trying to butcher her, lol). She would tell you how much she loves the red laser dot in the shape of a butterfly. Lol. She would tell you that she goes cuckoo over catnip and overdoses on it--lol.. I would like to think she would say what a good mommy I am to her and how much I love her. Oh, and she would DEFINITELY tell you that she (literally) always has to say the last "meow"!!!!!