Bad Joke Challenge

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I bought a box of those Animal biscuits earlier and I was very annoyed. It said 'Do not eat if the Seal is broken'


I said to my friend "Look, if you want to be your own boss then that's your business"


My friend drowned In a bowl of fruit cereal. A strong currant pulled him in.


Beat that!!!!
 
how can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

he'll leave footprints in the butter.
 
posthuman said:
how can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

he'll leave footprints in the butter.
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Maybe I'm over-thinking this, but why would you keep butter in the fridge? Or is this an American thing?
 
A cop is walking his beat when he sees a priest come out of a liquor store with a bottle. "Takin' a wee nip eh Father" the cop asks? "It's for the Monsignor's constipation" the priest answers.

An hour later the cop walks by the church and finds the priest drunk and sprawled out across the steps. "For the monsignors constipation was it, father?" he asks.

The priest answers "well, he's sure going to poop when he sees me!"
 
Tintin said:
Maybe I'm over-thinking this, but why would you keep butter in the fridge? Or is this an American thing?
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Tintin, you are SUPPOSED to keep butter in the fridge! If you leave it sitting out in really warm temperatures, it not only can get rancid, but it also melts and is impossible to spread on bread or whatever. I buy I Cant Believe Its Not Butter, lol..It spreads very well even when cold. :)
 
Why did silly Billy put his little brother under a step?

'Cause he wanted a step-brother!
 
Butter in the fridge is too hard, butter in the cupboard is too soft (and messy). If you have a wine cooler, that's the place for it.

Should I tell you guys the joke about the butter? naw... better not spread it.
 
A drunk was pulled over by a cop.
The cop walked up to the car, shined his flashlight on the drunk & said, "your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
The drunk, without missing a beat, said, "your eyes looked glazed over. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
 
blue_ladybug said:
Tintin, you are SUPPOSED to keep butter in the fridge! If you leave it sitting out in really warm temperatures, it not only can get rancid, but it also melts and is impossible to spread on bread or whatever. I buy I Cant Believe Its Not Butter, lol..It spreads very well even when cold. :)
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Yes, yes. During warm weather I would keep the butter in the fridge, but certainly not during the cool months (Autumn and Winter).
 
This one is the only one I recollect, and it is real bad;).

Q: How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi? A: If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush;):).
 
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