-Cognizance and other Haphazard thoughts-

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Toska

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Did you hear of the person who went to her doctor and said: "I don't suffer from stress, but I think I'm a carrier".
Now that is funny! Thanks, I needed a smile:D
 

blue_ladybug

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I can't understand why someone calling to see if they can do community service with us, get all bitter and irritated when they find out that they either can't come because we have normal office hours/already have too many C.S. folks or that they will be doing janitorial work. They do realize that they are doing community service because they are court ordered to do so due to some law infraction, yes? It is not a reward. :confused:
Mystdancer, they get mad because they automatically assume (sometimes rightly AND wrongly) that people refuse to give them a job because they dont want convicts working for them. They have to realize that if they ARE lucky enough to land a job, they will have to do it whether its janitorial work or mucking out horse stalls. They think their entitled to a "regular" job--well sadly there are no regular jobs. No matter what job you do, whether its mucking horse stalls or being a plumber, just do that job with PRIDE and gratefulness. Do the best you can! :) People who do CS dont seem to get that. ANYTHING we do is a job. Plumbing may not be the best job for a person, but at least it pays their bills and puts food on the table.
 

blue_ladybug

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That is something I have wanted to do for years, it is on my bucket list.
Toska, aww honey dont say "bucket list." Sounds like your making a list for the bucket so it can go get groceries or something!! Lol jk! :) Yes, dont explain, I know what a bucket list is, but why not just say its "on my agenda"? Bucket list sounds so morbid. :( I would LOVE to swim with dolphins--that would be like sooo cool. :) Hope your having a good day--I'm praying for you. :)
 

blue_ladybug

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Do you ever notice how some people love to hand out stress like candy at a parade? What is that all about?

Mystdancer, maybe their hoping that their stress will taste better to YOU than it did to THEM? :( I hate it when people throw candy at a parade. They never throw it MY way--lol!! :)
 

blue_ladybug

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Mystdancer, thats ok..We're all entitled to weird moods..I act weird all the time lol. :) Weirdness is originality and girl you are God's original!! :) I mean that in a good way, lol..:)
 
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LOL

Well, I got sick over the weekend. Vomit all over the place. Thank God for certain pills that counter act certain pain, you know? Just certain pills, not all pills. But yeah...
 

blue_ladybug

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LOL

Well, I got sick over the weekend. Vomit all over the place. Thank God for certain pills that counter act certain pain, you know? Just certain pills, not all pills. But yeah...
Searching, aww I'm sorry you were sick. :( Its no fun being ill. Its the absolute pits. I hope you feel better really soon!! :)
 

Toska

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Toska, aww honey dont say "bucket list." Sounds like your making a list for the bucket so it can go get groceries or something!! Lol jk! :) Yes, dont explain, I know what a bucket list is, but why not just say its "on my agenda"? Bucket list sounds so morbid. :( I would LOVE to swim with dolphins--that would be like sooo cool. :) Hope your having a good day--I'm praying for you. :)
Okay, I will use "life to do list" in the future. I guess today is good. No school because of the ice we got last night. Just another day we have to make up in June. I am praying for no more snow days for the rest of the year.
 

blue_ladybug

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Okay, I will use "life to do list" in the future. I guess today is good. No school because of the ice we got last night. Just another day we have to make up in June. I am praying for no more snow days for the rest of the year.
Toska, yes "life to do list" sounds much better than "bucket list." :) We are just about due for yet another nor'easter. Yuck, I hate winter. :( I can't wait for spring to get here so the snow and ice will melt and I can plant my orange marigolds in my window box. :) The ONLY thing I enjoy about winter, is being able to feed and observe the mallard ducks that fly here to the river each day. I dont think they know their supposed to fly south!! Lol. :) Have a great day!!
 
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J-Kay-2

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I am totally confused. I thought our topic is to post haphazard thoughts.
If I stand on my head, would my words be jumbled ? If I whisper in your
ear, will it go out the other ?
 

mystdancer50

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If you're tired and can't sleep, does that mean you're too tired to sleep or that you are craving waffles?
 
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J-Kay-2

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If someone is craving waffles does it mean pregnant women makes I Hop have standing room only ?