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mckchosen

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post a joke. ages 12 to adult.


the funniest joke wins!!:D
He who is without sin

Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. "What's going on here, anyway?" he asked.


"This woman was found committing adultery, and the law says we should stone her!" one of the crowd responded.


"Wait," yelled Jesus. "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."


Suddenly, a stone was thrown from out of the sky, and knocked the woman on the side of her head.
"Aw, c'mon, Dad..." Jesus cried, "I'm trying to make a point here!"
 
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mckchosen

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Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
AAAAAPharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out little prophet.
 
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mckchosen

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Why was everyone in Biblical times so poor?
AAAAA Because there was only one Job!..
 
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mckchosen

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Where in the Bible does it say that men do the dishes?
AAAAA 2 Kings 21:13 "...and I will wipe Jerusalem as a man wipeth a dish, wiping it, and turning it upside down to dry."
 
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concernedguy

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mckchosen said:
Where in the Bible does it say that men do the dishes?
AAAAA 2 Kings 21:13 "...and I will wipe Jerusalem as a man wipeth a dish, wiping it, and turning it upside down to dry."
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It doesn't say a man but I get the point
 
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concernedguy

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mckchosen said:
post a joke. ages 12 to adult.


the funniest joke wins!!:D
He who is without sin

Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. "What's going on here, anyway?" he asked.


"This woman was found committing adultery, and the law says we should stone her!" one of the crowd responded.


"Wait," yelled Jesus. "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."


Suddenly, a stone was thrown from out of the sky, and knocked the woman on the side of her head.
"Aw, c'mon, Dad..." Jesus cried, "I'm trying to make a point here!"
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God Has a Sense of Humor

One day a man was walking down a quiet country road after
just leaving church having heard about all the things that
God had done.

Being stubborn and giving God a challenge, the man looked
up at heaven and said, "I can do anything You can do".

God just happen to be listening to his foolishness and
decided to test him. God appeared in front of him and said,
"I heard what you said. I'll do something then you do it."
The man agreed.

God reached down and grabbed some dirt and closing His
hands are the dirt blew into His hands and out flew
several beautiful birds.

The man said, "Not bad!" As he started to bend down to grab
some dirt, God said, "No! No! No!"

The man said, "What?"

God responded, "Get your own dirt!
 
Kathleen

Kathleen

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that was aswome concernedguy!
certainly made me laugh
 
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NoTearsShed

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omg... im not sure making jokes out of the bible is a good idea...
 
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concernedguy

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Kathleen said:
I dont think saying omg is a good think either
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It is amazing how many Christians use God's Name in vain as a general expression. I stopped
watching tv because most shows wouldn't have much of a script if they removed God's name
as the main script.
Its even more amazing that so many ungodly people use God's name in almost every sentence
but have no need for God other than using His Name as a way to dishonor Him.

I cringe every time I hear or see it. I stopped watching tv to get away from it just to find it
here in Christian chat. No wonder the world can't tell a Christian from one of them.
 
Kathleen

Kathleen

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concernedguy - u know i was saying that people saying omg is a bad thing yeah?
 
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Walt

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I think she meant oh my goodness
 
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imTastik

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Right I've got a joke

An English man, and Irish man and a Scottish man are running down the street away from the police as they had just robbed a bank.

They look for somewhere to hide and find some bags. the English man jumps into the bag named 'cats', the Scottish man jumps into a bag named 'dogs' and the Irishman jumps into the bag named 'potatoes'.

The police find the bags and kick the one named cats, the english man shouts 'meow'. the Scottish man gets kicked and shouts 'woof'. The Irish man gets kicked and shouts 'potatoes'!
 
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NoTearsShed

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Kathleen said:
I dont think saying omg is a good think either
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omg FOR ME = oh my gosh NOT the one you were thinking ...
I also feel thats bad to use his name like that.
so instead i use oh my gosh

But in this case i meant it as omg... the word omg as one word & not a abbreviation of oh my gosh...
 
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Meridoc

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I have two:

First on the bible theme and more of a trivia: Who was the shortest man in the bible?
Bildad the Shuhite (shoe-hite)

Second: Have you ever heard of the movie constipation? (usual answer is no)
Answer: That's cause it never came out.
 
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Cako53

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Meridoc said:
I have two:

First on the bible theme and more of a trivia: Who was the shortest man in the bible?
Bildad the Shuhite (shoe-hite)

Second: Have you ever heard of the movie constipation? (usual answer is no)
Answer: That's cause it never came out.
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I love the last one! lol.
 
Kathleen

Kathleen

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yeah - ur probably right
 
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