Repository of sweet things to say. Add and take for your use!

[MartyrNdaMaKn]

Like a magnet to metal, we connect.

 

[djness]

I was hugging a friend of mine {much shorter than me} and she says ''I love the sound of your heart.'' To which I replied ''My heart loves the sound of you.''

 

[Misty77]

You are the apostrophe in every misused "your" and "its" I've ever encountered.

Your grammar is the Nutella to my gluten-free toast.

 

[hoss2576]

You make me happier than when I see a well groomed moustache. On a man, though, not a lady.

 

[gypsygirl]

you're the random outdoor trashcan to my overwhelming nausea

 

[persNickety]

you're the random outdoor trashcan to my overwhelming nausea

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

 

[persNickety]

I heard this one today: Are you a hipster? Cus you make my hips stir
hahahahahaha *face-palm*

 

[Searching4Truth]

I'd make you a sandwich.

 

[gypsygirl]

I heard this one today: Are you a hipster? Cus you make my hips stir
hahahahahaha *face-palm*

the most smarmy "christianese" pick up line ever used on me was:

do you need prayer? cause i'd love to lay hands on you.

i've not seen him at church since he said that to me, but the way i like to remember him is with a voice a few octaves higher now.

 

[Misty77]

You're the salsa to my tortilla chips.

You're the honey in my echinacea tea.

You're the Oxford comma by my conjunction.

You're the icing on my cupcake.

You're the vodka in my appletini.

You're the rock salt in my sawed-off shotgun.
[Sorry. My son and I are watching a Supernatural marathon.]

 

[Misty77]

the most smarmy "christianese" pick up line ever used on me was:

do you need prayer? cause i'd love to lay hands on you.

i've not seen him at church since he said that to me, but the way i like to remember it, his voice is a few octaves higher now.

[shudders]

It sounds like you need to call Boz Tchividjian on that one.

 

[gypsygirl]

you're like the cure for schizophrenia, because with you i can be myself.

your love is as unshakable as a three legged dog.

your love is as fiery and contagious as a persistent rash.

ok, i think i'm done.

 

[Misty77]

your love is as unshakable as a three legged dog.

Must resist urge to find 3-legged dog and shake it. Ya know, in the name of science.

 

[fieles]

LOL! Not sure how this one would sound like but...

are you google? Because everything that I'm looking for is in you

 

[Shouryu]

you're the random outdoor trashcan to my overwhelming nausea

Grace-Like-Rain really did have a torrid love affair with that wastebasket at Six Flags. She truly gave it everything she could from her heart...or stomach, more or less.

 

[hoss2576]

Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.

How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?

I'm no Joseph... perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?

If I EVER use one of these, please shoot me.

 

[cinder]

Donut holes, Donut holes, Donut holes.

(That's me whispering sweet nothings)

 

[MidniteWelder]

If there were no words, no way to speak, I'd still hear you.

~Jim Brickman

 

[Roh_Chris]

Why on earth did I drop into this thread?

*Walks out quietly and closes the door behind him*

 

[MartyrNdaMaKn]

Just like God bringing light to the world, your smile brightens up my day.