Happy Canada Day to you as well Sir
Is it really Canada day? Well - I'm probably too late - it only lasts till noon, right? I kid, but, it's funny because I googled Canada and the first thing that came up was hip replacements. I kid but I love Canada - isn't it like right around Detroit or something? and I think of all the wonderful artists that come from Canada - like Celine Dion and justin bieber and .... uh... ..Little Richard and I think you're all soo lucky to be ..uh, you know, like... unimportant. I mean, nobody even thinks about a spy satellite over Canada! Why bother, right? I kid but I did study a semester in Canada and got an EH. I kid but I left because I couldn't stand the season changes, winter, almost winter, and ...you know, ...road construction. I kid but you know I worry about BananaPie moving to Canada with moose with nuthin up his sleeve. She'll be a meth teacher. I kid I kid.