I wear glasses, but my eyes are interesting... nobody can tell me what color they are. It's like fractured crystal shards of all different colors.
And about the coffee, I'm reminded of a song they used to sing on the Late Show after David Letterman had open heart surgery and had to switch to decaf... *sings* "Decaffeinated coffee / It's useless warm brown water"
TPBM would rather go back to bed than get up this morning.
Edit: We have got to get a warning subroutine on this forum for when you're about to post and someone else has already posted. Just a little popup would do, something like "While you were typing this, someone else posted something. You might want to review your post before hitting Submit."