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DuchessAimee

DuchessAimee

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On a COMPLETELY different and fun note!


I have a wife! At least according to the IRS. LOL


No, seriously.


I received a letter in the mail asking me about my wife Carly and our 2013 return. Apparently, the IRS caught onto the fact that 1) I didn't file as married but she did, 2) There's no marriage licence on file, and 3) Carly is a big, icky liar.


I find this funny because I didn't even know I had gotten married. Do I have kids? If I do, do they have my eyes? How old are they? I'm assuming Carly is a woman, considering the name, but maybe they're a man. But wouldn't I remember the wedding? Wouldn't my credit cards reflect the expense? Where's my wedding ring? I don't drink because I'm diabetic, so I know I wasn't drunk in Vegas... it's a mystery.



However! If you'd like to mail me a present while the IRS still thinks I'm hitched, PM me and I'll send you my address! ;)


Woohoo!

 
gypsygirl

gypsygirl

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didymos said:

Sorry, I'm taken. ;)
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yes, i see that you ARE taken.

apparently, you're possessed with a misanthropic-flavored sense of prideful entitlement and reek from the stench of condescension.

i can't figure out if you're avatar is a "high" horse or just a trojan one.
 
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arwen-undomiel

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DuchessAimee said:
On a COMPLETELY different and fun note!


I have a wife! At least according to the IRS. LOL


No, seriously.


I received a letter in the mail asking me about my wife Carly and our 2013 return. Apparently, the IRS caught onto the fact that 1) I didn't file as married but she did, 2) There's no marriage licence on file, and 3) Carly is a big, icky liar.


I find this funny because I didn't even know I had gotten married. Do I have kids? If I do, do they have my eyes? How old are they? I'm assuming Carly is a woman, considering the name, but maybe they're a man. But wouldn't I remember the wedding? Wouldn't my credit cards reflect the expense? Where's my wedding ring? I don't drink because I'm diabetic, so I know I wasn't drunk in Vegas... it's a mystery.



However! If you'd like to mail me a present while the IRS still thinks I'm hitched, PM me and I'll send you my address! ;)


Woohoo!
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Multiple personality disorder?
 
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didymos

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Tintin said:
Didymos, not cool. I used to respect you and what you had to say, but in the last few months I've noticed a change in you. You're very aggressive with members, particularly with some individuals. I want you to reflect on what you're doing here. And please, stop being a pain in the different-species-of-donkey! It's not funny, it's not loving, it's cruel. I hate bullying like I hate reality TV, so I will call you out for it. Pull up those socks of yours or ship out.
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aite mate.
 
Grace-Like-Rain

Grace-Like-Rain

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DuchessAimee said:
On a COMPLETELY different and fun note!


I have a wife! At least according to the IRS. LOL


No, seriously.


I received a letter in the mail asking me about my wife Carly and our 2013 return. Apparently, the IRS caught onto the fact that 1) I didn't file as married but she did, 2) There's no marriage licence on file, and 3) Carly is a big, icky liar.


I find this funny because I didn't even know I had gotten married. Do I have kids? If I do, do they have my eyes? How old are they? I'm assuming Carly is a woman, considering the name, but maybe they're a man. But wouldn't I remember the wedding? Wouldn't my credit cards reflect the expense? Where's my wedding ring? I don't drink because I'm diabetic, so I know I wasn't drunk in Vegas... it's a mystery.



However! If you'd like to mail me a present while the IRS still thinks I'm hitched, PM me and I'll send you my address! ;)


Woohoo!
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COOL! Hey, it could be a dude. Carly... a shorter more affectionate name for Carlos. I'm fascinated by this turn of events Aimee. Congratulations!
 
cinder

cinder

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didymos said:
My 'possessions' don't trouble me, like they did the rich young man.

If you want to start preaching (which I wouldn't recommend, for obvious reasons),
you had better do it right.
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Take your own advice about the preaching. You are doing it wrong, extremely wrong. I can't speak to your amount of possessions, but just as it is possible for poor people to be greedy and obsessed with money it is possible to possessions to be a big problem for you even if you don't have any. The problem I do see that's glaringly obvious here is called PRIDE. It's one of the deadliest issues people have and it is usually incredibly difficult to cure.

DuchessAimee said:
On a COMPLETELY different and fun note!


I have a wife! At least according to the IRS. LOL


No, seriously.


I received a letter in the mail asking me about my wife Carly and our 2013 return. Apparently, the IRS caught onto the fact that 1) I didn't file as married but she did, 2) There's no marriage licence on file, and 3) Carly is a big, icky liar.


I find this funny because I didn't even know I had gotten married. Do I have kids? If I do, do they have my eyes? How old are they? I'm assuming Carly is a woman, considering the name, but maybe they're a man. But wouldn't I remember the wedding? Wouldn't my credit cards reflect the expense? Where's my wedding ring? I don't drink because I'm diabetic, so I know I wasn't drunk in Vegas... it's a mystery.



However! If you'd like to mail me a present while the IRS still thinks I'm hitched, PM me and I'll send you my address! ;)


Woohoo!
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I'll send you one of those axes for exes immediately. Seems like the best gift under the circumstances. Congratulations.
 
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didymos

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gypsygirl said:

yes, i see that you ARE taken.

apparently, you're possessed with a misanthropic-flavored sense of prideful entitlement and reek from the stench of condescension.

i can't figure out if you're avatar is a "high" horse or just a trojan one.
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Look, I made a joke (usually a good way to defuse a situation, but apparently you didn't notice the ;)).
But you insisted on taking my comment seriously, so maybe YOU should get off your high horse.
 
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didymos

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cinder said:
(...) The problem I do see that's glaringly obvious here is called PRIDE. It's one of the deadliest issues people have and it is usually incredibly difficult to cure.
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I can see you are a very proud girl. Keep at it.
 
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Ugly

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didymos said:
Look, I made a joke (usually a good way to defuse a situation, but apparently you didn't notice the ;)).
But you insisted on taking my comment seriously, so maybe YOU should get off your high horse.
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Apparently the joke was missed when you saw someone was offended and rather than say 'oh hey, i was just joking' you continued to insult the person and be argumentative.

Not to jump on the bandwagon, but i, like others apparently, have wondered what your purpose is here. You don't seem to offer much to anyone here except sarcasm and jokes made at others expense. I can't disagree with any of the posts above in regards to you. And if someone doesn't like or get your joke you become flat out rude.
Like tintin i used to respect you. Now i will often avoid opening a thread if i see your name is the last to post.
 
Oncefallen

Oncefallen

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Sometimes it's just best to look at an offensive post..............and not respond in any fashion. If it was intended to get a rise you deprive the OP of the satisfaction of knowing that they got you riled.
 
rachelsedge

rachelsedge

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This reintroduction thing with the cats is frustrating. It's like their own little mini drama show.
 
Lynx

Lynx

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DuchessAimee: Wow, congrats! I work at a fast food factory so I can't afford to send you a present, but I can send my best wishes. Sorry to hear about the diabetes thing. I don't have diabetes myself but it runs... no, it fairly gallops through my family. Hope Carly doesn't mind you having a medical problem...

Did the IRS say how long you had been married? That might help pinpoint how and why it happened. :D

(Yes, all of the above was strictly facetious. Seriously, I do hope they get the mistake cleared up soon. Good luck.)
 
Lynx

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In other news... wow, sure have been a lot of posts in this thread since I last checked it at lunch time.

In other, other news - rachelsedge, what cat relocation? I know naught of this, and as a fellow feline I feel I should have heard of it.
 
rachelsedge

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Lynx said:
In other, other news - rachelsedge, what cat relocation? I know naught of this, and as a fellow feline I feel I should have heard of it.
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Cat reintroduction, not relocation. :) With my own cats. One of mine doesn't terrorizes my roommate's cat so...we have to start over with them. It's not going great and it's frustrating for everyone.

Though if there were to be cats relocated, I would love a snow leopard. In my backyard. As my pet, but not really a pet because to think of a big, beautiful cat like that as a pet would be a shame.
 
Lynx

Lynx

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Servals make good pets... or so I hear, though I have not the $18,000 or so to get one.

And now that you mention it, I remember you saying something earlier about having to keep your cat in your room for a bit and then try to reboot the relationship with your friend's cat.
 
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arwen-undomiel

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5 minutes into the movie Melancholia - loved the opening symbolism, music and dialogue, then it lost me on the si-fi. Meh. Started out deep, then I see that Kiefer Sutherland is in it. Had potential.
 
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