Demons and electronics.

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Highwayman, I think we're both tossing pearls out there, and the 'hams' r on the attack!!
 
Angela53510 said:
Amen! This whole thread is giving power to something which Jesus triumphed over when he rose from the dead!
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This is exactly the reason that my bible study class decided against learning anything about how demons are working in our world. They felt that searching for facts about it was giving demons power.

Christ spoke of demons and it did not give demons power, quite the opposite. In years past there has been misinformation in the church about them and innocent people were murdered. Today, Hollywood and authors are using them to sell entertainment.

Demons are here, demons are at work among us. Scripture tells us we have a problem with them in the last days. I don't think it is wise at all to deny ourselves knowledge about them, I think that gives them more power. When I made a study of them I found out some things we all need to know. As an example of one fact I found about them was that no one should try to handle demons ever, it is too dangerous and we will always lose. Christ has been given authority over them and we must use this authority only when we oppose them. There are many other things I learned, and I think it is necessary for the church to learn these things, also.
 
JesusIsAll said:
While true, it lacks some theological savoir faire to make such claims about appliances, I'd not give up on the concept as nuts quite yet. Just think how lucrative it could be to sell exorcism plans with new appliances, additional year, three, or even five year plans. You could present this to the Vatican and, chances are, earn a lot of future royalties. Run the right ads, I mean, I'd be horrified, to think of opening the microwave door and getting spewed by green vomit, just about the time the warranty expires.
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This is an example of thinking like a Pharisee thought, completely legalistically. There seems to be such extremes!! One side is into materialism and legalities and the other side denies any of that and says it is all spiritual. No wonder we have scripture telling us that there are times the patience of God runs out, wish I could find that scripture right now!
 
Yet said:
We were having a gospel concert years ago at a mall. The guy running the PA system worked for about an hour to get that silly amp on. A no go. We were to start playing in about 5 minutes. I told him he'd better go call the studio where he worked to find out what to do.
While this long haired, left over from wood stock, was walking away to find a phone, I told my 2 christian fellow musicians to lay their hands on the amp. I simply said 'if there is a a demon spirit toying with this unit, we command you to come out of it now.' Bam! The thing lit up like a christmas tree.

I got on a microphone and told the guy to 'come on back...we fixed it.' He had the surprised look on his face as he quickly approached us. He asked 'what in the world did you do? How did you get it going?' I said ' you really don't want to know. Let's get the concert started.'
He was relentless. He asked again ' come on now. Tell me what you did. I gotta know'. I said 'you won't like it'. He said 'tell me please'.
I said 'you better sit down first'. So he did. 'The three of us are Christians. We laid hands on the unit, bound the demon in it, and cast him out'.
He started laughing 'hey that's pretty funny. Now tell me what you did.' I said 'I just told you what we did.'

With a dumbfounded look on his face, He quickly dropped the enquiries. We proceeded with our gig.

Recently I have been having problems with running copies of our motion picture for distribution. Glitches and blemishes with the DVDs. Heart rendering to say the least.
I prayed once again with two fellow musicians the other day about it.
I've been checking bad copies today and lo and behold! They are all working fine.

Does anyone else have some similar testimonies? Praise Him!
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I have had many experiences like that. Demons like to use the energy of electricity to do their will. Your prayer did not heal the amp as others on this blog have stated. Your prayers broke the demons connection to the amp. I am truly surprised at some of the replies from senior members. Keep doing what you are doing and let those who don't believe continue to do that! Key to demon removal is prayer. Prayer breaks the links and the connections. How many people believed the world was flat? Just because a majority agree on something does not make them right. Jesus was crucified at the vote of the majority and he was innocent.
 
RedTent said:
This is an example of thinking like a Pharisee thought, completely legalistically. There seems to be such extremes!! One side is into materialism and legalities and the other side denies any of that and says it is all spiritual. No wonder we have scripture telling us that there are times the patience of God runs out, wish I could find that scripture right now!
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So, I take it you decline the warranty?
 
I never said demons 'possess machines'. The, however, can mess with them. I'm so tempted to get mouthy here like some of you but the Holy Spirit refrains me. Praise Him.
 
JesusIsAll said:
So, I take it you decline the warranty?
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I would no more buy your warranty to handle demons in the world than I would use the Pharisee method of fasting by putting on a sad face so everyone would know I fasted. I don't even think these suggestions about demons are either funny or reasonable, just stupid.
 
RedTent said:
I would no more buy your warranty to handle demons in the world than I would use the Pharisee method of fasting by putting on a sad face so everyone would know I fasted. I don't even think these suggestions about demons are either funny or reasonable, just stupid.
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Crow sounds good for dinner, the Pharisee's trusted in law and you trust in what?
 
I was in a church once where an evangelist attributed farting to demonic activity. True story.
 
breno785au said:
To him I must be satan then lol
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No doubt...A pastor friend of mine dropped a pen right before the prayer to dismiss and as he bent over he cracked one off....everybody was snickering and an old dude asked his wife what everybody was laughing about and she said real loud...the preacher passed gas....it was over they all lost it.....Clark was embarrassed for like three weeks HAHHA...FUNNY!
 
The fart was God given as He has a since of humor. Think about the word fart makes you laugh or be embarrassed if other people smell it.
 
Kerry said:
The fart was God given as He has a since of humor. Think about the word fart makes you laugh or be embarrassed if other people smell it.
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Not much else is more embarrassing when you think your alone and then someone comes around the corner lol at work, shopping centers and libraries lol
 
RedTent said:
I would no more buy your warranty to handle demons in the world than I would use the Pharisee method of fasting by putting on a sad face so everyone would know I fasted. I don't even think these suggestions about demons are either funny or reasonable, just stupid.
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