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Computer crash. Kyrie knows what's going to happen to her when that day comes... she's going to get rebuilt. If that doesn't work, she's going to get torn apart and rebuilt with a new part or two. If that doesn't happen, she's getting torn apart and getting 80-90 percent new parts.



Car refusing to start is really inconvenient. I'm decent enough with my hands, but I don't have an engine hoist, and I don't have a lift (just some jack stands and a jack), and my skills start to break down beyond changing brakes/bearings/replacing brake lines/swapping batteries/tracking down fuses. No way I could rebuild a car. Plus if it refuses to start, ther'es a 50/50 chance that means you're stranded somewhere.




Would you rather accidentally set yourself on fire (requiring one day in the hospital), or would you rather have a month long bout of the flu?
 
ServantStrike said:
Computer crash. Kyrie knows what's going to happen to her when that day comes... she's going to get rebuilt. If that doesn't work, she's going to get torn apart and rebuilt with a new part or two. If that doesn't happen, she's getting torn apart and getting 80-90 percent new parts.



Car refusing to start is really inconvenient. I'm decent enough with my hands, but I don't have an engine hoist, and I don't have a lift (just some jack stands and a jack), and my skills start to break down beyond changing brakes/bearings/replacing brake lines/swapping batteries/tracking down fuses. No way I could rebuild a car. Plus if it refuses to start, ther'es a 50/50 chance that means you're stranded somewhere.




Would you rather accidentally set yourself on fire (requiring one day in the hospital), or would you rather have a month long bout of the flu?
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I would have to say a month-long bout of the flu..I've gotten burned before and it HURTS!! lol..

Would you rather walk around with a python around your neck or a tarantula on your face?
 
Tarantula. They can be de-poisoned. A python around your neck could at any time SQUEEEEEEEEZE and there's no way to de-squeeze a python short of killing it.

...Not that that's a bad thing, mind you. Killing a python sounds like a good thing.

Would you rather have strawberry shortcake with whipped cream or a chocolate eclair?
 
Lynx said:
Tarantula. They can be de-poisoned. A python around your neck could at any time SQUEEEEEEEEZE and there's no way to de-squeeze a python short of killing it.

...Not that that's a bad thing, mind you. Killing a python sounds like a good thing.

Would you rather have strawberry shortcake with whipped cream or a chocolate eclair?
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​A chocolate eclair, definitely!! :) Would you rather go on a roller-coaster or a waterslide?
 
Yes. :D

Would you rather visit someone and sit there watching them watch TV, or go visit someone and sit there watching them play a video game?

Don't laugh. I've been there. Both are boring.
 
Lynx said:
Tarantula. They can be de-poisoned. A python around your neck could at any time SQUEEEEEEEEZE and there's no way to de-squeeze a python short of killing it.

...Not that that's a bad thing, mind you. Killing a python sounds like a good thing.
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Actually there are particular positions to hold a python around its head. Those are positions where it becomes "powerless". This works IF you can free your hands by the time it coils around you. :p

I would rather visit someone and sit there watching them watch TV. At least the TV will be entertaining.

Would you rather be stung by a bee or be scratched by a cat?
 
Roh_Chris said:
Actually there are particular positions to hold a python around its head. Those are positions where it becomes "powerless". This works IF you can free your hands by the time it coils around you. :p

I would rather visit someone and sit there watching them watch TV. At least the TV will be entertaining.

Would you rather be stung by a bee or be scratched by a cat?
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Aaaaaaaaand... of course my music-nerd brain started playing "Cat scratch fever." :-/

I've had both. Scratched by a cat, by far. Cat doesn't lose his life like the bee would, and I was probably playing with the cat and got it honestly. I've roughhoused with a lot of cats before and got my share of scratches, all in good feline fun.

Would you rather read Calvin and Hobbes or watch Beavis and... that other guy?
 
I would rather read Calvin and Hobbes. I love a few comics - Calvin and Hobbes, Asterix & Obelix and xkcd. :D

Would you rather be a dolphin or be a tiger?
 
I'd rather be a dolphin. What's that you say? I'm a lynx and I wouldn't want to be a tiger? Not on your life! Tigers are too big, too slow, too muscle-bound. They can't even chase their prey down most of the time, they have to lie in wait for something to get close enough to catch. A dolphin, on the other hand, has every bit as much agility in the water as a lynx has on land.

Would you rather have a fast-firing gun that hits lightly or a one-shot gun that hits hard?
 
Lynx said:
I'd rather be a dolphin. What's that you say? I'm a lynx and I wouldn't want to be a tiger? Not on your life! Tigers are too big, too slow, too muscle-bound. They can't even chase their prey down most of the time, they have to lie in wait for something to get close enough to catch. A dolphin, on the other hand, has every bit as much agility in the water as a lynx has on land.

Would you rather have a fast-firing gun that hits lightly or a one-shot gun that hits hard?
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a one-shot gun that hits hard..I know exactly where to aim it..lol :)

would you rather go to a movie or go to the beach and watch the sun set?
 
Watch the sun set. There hasn't been a movie worth watching in the last 12 years.

Would you rather have a peanut butter cream pie, a lemon cream pie or a banana cream pie?
 
Banana Pie ...with Mooseburger, of course! :p

Would you rather arrive Australia by plane or by ship?
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by plain. Plane plain. I'm not sure about biplane or banana plane.

Lets say you get married to your someone wonderful, but have to spend the first two years of marriage living with a third adult in the house... would you rather it be Dr. Phil McGraw or Dr. Ruth Westheimer?
 
I don't care, I can ignore either one equally well. One week they say eggs are bad for you, the next they say "Oh wait, it's GOOD cholesterol in eggs." I don't care, pass the eggs. And I could always tell Ruth I'll pop her on the head with a baseball bat if she dares interfere.

Would you rather have your picture taken or have your singing recorded?
 
My singing recorded. I'm a decent karaoke singer.

Would you rather be smacked in the face with a flying ball or knocked on the head by a falling brick? :p
 
Smacked by a ball as I can keep and use the ball. Would you rather take a weekend road trip or spend the weekend on a boat/at the beach?
 
Road trip. I figure if God intended me to be on or in the water He would have given me scales and a vent (blowhole.)

Would you rather try to explain to an elderly person how to use his cable remote control or how to use a laptop?
 
Oh, cable remote control for sure. With a laptop, there are WAY to many icons, buttons, and functions to explain. That would be a never-ending process.

Would you rather have fingernails for teeth or have two mouths on your hands instead of your face?
 
lookwhatthelordhasdone said:
Oh, cable remote control for sure. With a laptop, there are WAY to many icons, buttons, and functions to explain. That would be a never-ending process.

Would you rather have fingernails for teeth or have two mouths on your hands instead of your face?
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I'm going with two mouths. My fingernails break too easily.

Would you rather visit Ireland or Australia?
 
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