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Lynx

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"The love poems of Ebenezer Scrooge"

"You people are hateful so I'm leaving!"

"The I don't like music thread"
 

violakat

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"Top ten reasons I like arguing about stuff on internet forums."

"Hey let's invite some of the debaters from the bible discussions forum over here for a friendly chat!"

(At least we'd BETTER not see that last one here. If anyone starts that thread I will personally come and blast your computer with an EMP cannon.) :p
You know, that might not be a bad idea. Hmm, let me think about when to best start this thread. Mwahahahahahahha. Cough Cough
 

violakat

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Top 10 reasons we love the Bible Discussion Forum

Help! I met the perfect man and he wants to marry me. What should I do?
Wow! Congrats! When's the wedding? :D
 

cinder

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Wow! Congrats! When's the wedding? :D
Aren't you getting ahead of things there? I haven't accepted the proposal yet. Also it seems I met Mr. Perfect while I was dreaming and he didn't leave me any contact info so this relationship seems pretty doomed.
 
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Inu

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"I'm marrying someone I met in the Bible Study Forum"
 

lil_christian

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"Hey, you just met me, and this is crazy, I already have your number, 'cuz I'm a stalker."
 

zeroturbulence

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"Attractive People Problems.."

"How to manage multiple dates in one weekend efficiently"

"What to do if you accidentally call her by another woman's name"
 

Lynx

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"What to do when a Calvinist and an Armenian square off"


"You know, I'm starting to feel like I was MEANT TO punch you right in the nose."
"Oh yeah? Well, whatever you CHOOSE to do buddy!"
 
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Trinity33

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How do you microwave this?
 
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Trinity33

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Single guy lives in his parents basement and collects unicorns
 

lil_christian

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"Single Woman with 20 cats. Cats just aren't filling the hole in my heart. Should I get a dog (or 20)?"
 
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Trinity33

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"Single Woman with 20 cats. Cats just aren't filling the hole in my heart. Should I get a dog (or 20)?"
Lmbo!
Wanted single woman with 20 cats to and dog to let me fill hole in heart
 

BaxterBack

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Roses are Red
Voilets are Blue
I have a phone
Nobody Texts me
Forever alone
 

lil_christian

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"The first man to bring donuts and flowers to me gets to marry me. Ready...set...GO!"
 

Lynx

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"The first man to bring donuts and flowers to me gets to marry me. Ready...set...GO!"
Believe it or else... er, I mean believe it or not I've seen something more desperate. A woman was auctioning her house on ebay and the high bidder would get her as wife as a bonus. This woman was dead serious too.
 

lil_christian

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Believe it or else... er, I mean believe it or not I've seen something more desperate. A woman was auctioning her house on ebay and the high bidder would get her as wife as a bonus. This woman was dead serious too.
But...but...what if a woman bought the house? o_O Nevermind. I don't want to know. Yikes.
 

Roh_Chris

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'Help! I tried to cook some Ramen noodles but my house is now on fire!'

'The Challenge thread'
 
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Trinity33

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Roommate wanted.....only unattractive people need to apply ;-)