Pain Management Clinic

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JesusLives

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The only pain I feel right now is that we are still two hours apart...that will change you know....the Blond has spoken....lol
 

tourist

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The only pain I feel right now is that we are still two hours apart...that will change you know....the Blond has spoken....lol
I am starting to feel a twinge too. Change will be good medicine for us 'cause I am lovesick now for you
 

tourist

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What is the cure for being lovesick? I believe that I have a bad case of this and may be in need of treatment as I am feeling pangs of withdrawal.
 

JesusLives

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What is the cure for being lovesick? I believe that I have a bad case of this and may be in need of treatment as I am feeling pangs of withdrawal.
I'm thinking marriage license, wedding rings and a set date should cure most of what ails us....
 

tourist

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I'm thinking marriage license, wedding rings and a set date should cure most of what ails us....
I am feeling better already. I intend to follow your recommendations. We have a love there is no cure for.
 

blue_ladybug

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I am feeling better already. I intend to follow your recommendations. We have a love there is no cure for.
goin' to the chapel and their gonna get married!

goin' to the chapel of love!!


whoo hoo yeah baby that's what I'm talkin' about!!!!
:p
 

JesusLives

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I confess of the pain of separation...... Why is it that a two hour drive seems so far away? Oh that's right be hopeful 3 days (now this 3 days I would like someone to do a really fast forward on) till Orlando and the distance is gone and we are together once again for Oct 2, 3, and 4.

Does anyone out there know how to make three days last a lifetime?....and not pass so quickly?.....the saying goodbye is really painful..... Good thing I am hanging out in the Pain Management Clinic....
 

tourist

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I confess of the pain of separation...... Why is it that a two hour drive seems so far away? Oh that's right be hopeful 3 days (now this 3 days I would like someone to do a really fast forward on) till Orlando and the distance is gone and we are together once again for Oct 2, 3, and 4.

Does anyone out there know how to make three days last a lifetime?....and not pass so quickly?.....the saying goodbye is really painful..... Good thing I am hanging out in the Pain Management Clinic....
You are in good company Sweetheart. It is best to just not have to say goodbye.
 

tourist

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I am having serious withdrawal pangs today. There is only one cure that will work for me. It is quite effective and long lasting.
 

tourist

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​I bought the ice cream!! :)
That was a random act of kindness. It is Ben & Jerry's too, Cherry Garcia. Next time we are in Vermont Darlene and I will return the favor. You are a very good friend and we both appreciate you.

 

blue_ladybug

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That was a random act of kindness. It is Ben & Jerry's too, Cherry Garcia. Next time we are in Vermont Darlene and I will return the favor. You are a very good friend and we both appreciate you.




​Aww, you guys are good friends too. I wuv you both. :) Make mine mint chocolate chip..lol :)
 

tourist

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I am having serious nicotine withdrawal at the moment. JesusLives confiscated my smokes and hid my carton of Marlboro's. She gives me my allotted smoke every 3 hours, none between 11pm - 7am. Next week it will be 1 smoke every 4 hours. She gives me Bubble Yum to fight the cravings. She said that from now on I will be blowing bubbles instead of blowing smoke rings.
 

blue_ladybug

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I am having serious nicotine withdrawal at the moment. JesusLives confiscated my smokes and hid my carton of Marlboro's. She gives me my allotted smoke every 3 hours, none between 11pm - 7am. Next week it will be 1 smoke every 4 hours. She gives me Bubble Yum to fight the cravings. She said that from now on I will be blowing bubbles instead of blowing smoke rings.

​Get some hard candy and mints to suck on. I hear that helps the cravings. :)
 

tourist

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I am having serious nicotine withdrawal at the moment. JesusLives confiscated my smokes and hid my carton of Marlboro's. She gives me my allotted smoke every 3 hours, none between 11pm - 7am. Next week it will be 1 smoke every 4 hours. She gives me Bubble Yum to fight the cravings. She said that from now on I will be blowing bubbles instead of blowing smoke rings.
Day 2 of the smoking reduction phase of my rehabilitation program. JesusLives just gave me my 5PM Marlboro. I should have got the 100's instead of the 85's as I could have gotten several extra puffs. This was a serious miscalculation on my part. She was not at all sympathetic about this. On the bright side however, she passed me a breath mint in our usual way and we kissed. JesusLives is a very good kisser and now I feel no pain. Apparently kissing is part of the recovery process. I am very much looking forward to my 8PM smoke now. Oh yeah...
 

tourist

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I admit to suffering withdrawal symptoms this morning when CC went down. I seem to have a propensity for various types of afflictions and addictions. I feel better now and I want to thank all of those that prayed for me during my hour of need.