ok, lemme try and see if I can find words that will sufficiently understate the situation:
My sweetheart is a from-scratch kind of cook, who knows what I like and likes to make it, who has been making those kinds of things longer than she has known me, and who - despite her skills and wisdom of cooking with such things as a pound of melted butter, frying things in bacon fat, etc - manages to remain trim & healthy. Shall I elaborate?
or was that more like "Yes, where can I get one of said cinnamon rolls?"