O.O You did what?

[SoulWeaver]

I will sell the cows, buy the hot tub and trade the candy factory for:
-a house by the sea
-fluoride free toothpaste
-Moonlight Sonata

 

[Roh_Chris]

I will buy the house by the sea, sell the Moonlight Sonata and trade the fluoride-free toothpaste for -

1) A duvet.
2) A 48-hour wall clock.
3) An 8-seater private jet.

 

[BananaPie]

Sell le duvet; buy the jet for my Moose; trade the wall clock for

a Science & Math University
a 2-bedroom camper RV
the US debt

 

[MissCris]

Sell le duvet; buy the jet for my Moose; trade the wall clock for

a Science & Math University
a 2-bedroom camper RV
the US debt

I'll buy the 2 bedroom RV, sell the US debt (might be the only chance, ever!!), and trade the science and math university for...

A rubber duck that lights up
Four plastic sporks
The Eiffel Tower

 

[Roh_Chris]

I'll buy the Eiffel Tower, sell the rubber duck and trade the plastic sporks for -

A needle
A thermometer
3 blocks of wood weighing 1lb each

 

[MissCris]

I'll buy the Eiffel Tower, sell the rubber duck and trade the plastic sporks for -

A needle
A thermometer
3 blocks of wood weighing 1lb each

I'll buy the three 1lb blocks of wood, sell the needle, and trade the thermometer for...

Reese Witherspoon
two garden gnomes
A hand-knitted, fuzzy purple scarf

 

[Susanna]

I'll buy the three 1lb blocks of wood, sell the needle, and trade the thermometer for...

Reese Witherspoon
two garden gnomes
A hand-knitted, fuzzy purple scarf

I'll buy the hand-knitted, fuzzy purple scarf, sell the two garden gnomes, and trade Ms. Witherspoon for...

her wardrobe
the golf coast
a cup of sweet iced tea

 

[blue_ladybug]

I'll buy the hand-knitted, fuzzy purple scarf, sell the two garden gnomes, and trade Ms. Witherspoon for...

her wardrobe
the golf coast
a cup of sweet iced tea

I will buy the cup of sweet iced tea, sell the wardrobe and trade the gulf coast for:


a zoo

platform shoes

​a faux fur coat

 

[Susanna]

I'll be back whenever I can tell the difference between the coast and the game...LOL

 

[MissCris]

I will buy the cup of sweet iced tea, sell the wardrobe and trade the gulf coast for:


a zoo

platform shoes

​a faux fur coat

I'll buy the platform shoes, sell the faux fur coat, and trade the zoo for:

five sock monkeys
a bucket with a live chicken inside
a red Christmas bow

 

[kenthomas27]

I'll buy the bucket with the live chicken inside, sell the five sock monkeys (in a pear tree) and trade the red Christmas bow for:

a pound of hockey puck shaped tilapia
a green eyed lady, ocean lady
a high-spirited shih tzu with a small bladder

 

[Susanna]

I'll buy the bucket with the live chicken inside, sell the five sock monkeys (in a pear tree) and trade the red Christmas bow for:

a pound of hockey puck shaped tilapia
a green eyed lady, ocean lady
a high-spirited shih tzu with a small bladder

I'd buy the pound of hockey puck shaped tilapia, definetely sell the high-spirited shih tzu with a small bladder and trade
the green eyed lady, ocean lady for

a river boat
a spell checker
a convertible

 

[MissCris]

I'd buy the pound of hockey puck shaped tilapia, definetely sell the high-spirited shih tzu with a small bladder and trade
the green eyed lady, ocean lady for

a river boat
a spell checker
a convertible

I'll buy the river boat, sell the convertible, and trade the spell checker for:

A dusty silver pitcher
A red Ibanez guitar
A slice of chocolate cake

 

[VioletReigns]

I will buy the guitar... sell the pitcher and trade the chocolate cake for:

Boxes & boxes of assorted gourmet chocolates
A shoe tree (new shoes included)
A cattle dog named Enoch

 

[SoulWeaver]

I buy the chocolate, sell the dog to someone I know will care well for him, and trade the shoe tree for...
-Vatican's library
-a comfy chair
-pizza with pepperoni

 

[MissCris]

I buy the chocolate, sell the dog to someone I know will care well for him, and trade the shoe tree for...
-Vatican's library
-a comfy chair
-pizza with pepperoni

I'll buy the pizza (of course!), sell the library, and trade the comfy chair for...

An inflatable sofa
a one-eyed cat
a giant mason jar

 

[VioletReigns]

I will buy the sofa (is it blue?)... sell the cat and trade the mason jar for:

Couple pairs of sweat pants
Chia pet
An autographed velvet painting of Elvis that cries

 

[Susanna]

I will buy the sofa (is it blue?)... sell the cat and trade the mason jar for:

Couple pairs of sweat pants
Chia pet
An autographed velvet painting of Elvis that cries

Oh wow, I'll buy the autographed velvet painting of Elvis that cries, sell the Chia pet and trade the sweat pants (all of them) for

a chocolate bar
a dirt road
a Prada purse

 

[SoulWeaver]

Im here again waiting for the chocolate to emerge
I buy the chocolate, sell the purse and trade the dirt road for...
-a chimpanzee
-a book with "Yo Mama" jokes
-IMF

 

[Roh_Chris]

I will buy the IMF, sell the chimpanzee and trade the book with "Yo Mama" jokes for -

- An invisible cloak
- A pair of boots that are fireproof
- A 1980's Batman suit