Another Newbie

[Dorothy_in_Oz]

I can vouch for that.

Thank you! (Uh oh. If you understand me, we may be crazy after all.)

 

[Ugly]

We? Who's we?

 

[Dorothy_in_Oz]

I've been around enough women that i've learned to keep up with such insanity.

I am what I am, straightjacket and all.

 

[Ugly]

I am what I am, straightjacket and all.

There is no jacket straight enough to deal with you. Erm...

 

[Dorothy_in_Oz]

There is no jacket straight enough to deal with you. Erm...

Fine! *stomps back off to summon fire-breathing dragon to deal with you and your kingdom.*

 

[MartyrNdaMaKn]

I am perfectly sane, thank you very much.

I've been around this site long enough, so I beg to differ. Speaks his piece, turns and exits this conversation at a sprinters pace.

 

[Dorothy_in_Oz]

I'll keep that it mind.

 

[Ugly]

Fine! *stomps back off to summon fire-breathing dragon to deal with you and your kingdom.*

What kind of jester summons fire-breathing dragons?
*eyeballs you closely.... are you a witch?

 

[Dorothy_in_Oz]

What kind of jester summons fire-breathing dragons?
*eyeballs you closely.... are you a witch?

Hey, you can't burn me at the stake or you'll be flying solo in your kingdom, ergo it may be a short-lived reign.

 

[Ugly]

Hey, you can't burn me at the stake or you'll be flying solo in your kingdom, ergo it may be a short-lived reign.

I was solo before. This way i'll be warm. Unless you aren't a witch...

 

[Dorothy_in_Oz]

I was solo before. This way i'll be warm. Unless you aren't a witch...

I think you're safe. For now. *muahahaha*

 

[Ugly]

Is there such a thing as safe around you?

 

[Dorothy_in_Oz]

*feigns a look of shock* Who knows.

 

[Ugly]

That is an answer in and of itself.

*gives you a real shock

 

[Dorothy_in_Oz]

Ha. Very machismo of you. Putting your foot down in your kingdom. Cute.

 

[Ugly]

*flex.. erm... wait... let me try that again.... *flexes harder.... owie!

 

[Dorothy_in_Oz]

Don't strain too hard.

 

[Ugly]

Too late.
I'll have to find Ye Olde Massage Therapist to fix it (aka myself).

 

[Dorothy_in_Oz]

Good luck with that one. I'm just the simple jester.

 

[secularhermit]

Did I lied when I said Ozzzzylanders were liked?




Welcome home, I liked to say.