You know you're getting old when.........

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Lynx

Lynx

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blue_ladybug said:
when you think you're old in body, and your body seconds those thoughts.. lol :)
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I wonder... if you're only as old as you feel, how can I possibly still be alive at 150?

Man I hate waking up too early and not being able to go back to sleep. I feel older than I ever could be.
 
blue_ladybug

blue_ladybug

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Lynx said:
I wonder... if you're only as old as you feel, how can I possibly still be alive at 150?

Man I hate waking up too early and not being able to go back to sleep. I feel older than I ever could be.
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i'm 44.. my lame decrepit body feels twice that age..chronic pain ages you overnight, no doubt.. true that.. :/
 
Descyple

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You know you're getting old when..................... Hollywood records the sounds of all your aged-bones cracking when you move, and uses them as sound effects for haunted houses in scary movies!!!
 
Lynx

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Yeah I hate it when they do that. I had to get some bug spray to keep them off.

Wait... that was the mosquitoes when I was visiting someone down in Mississippi. They were just big enough to be hollywood execs.
 
Descyple

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Lynx said:
Yeah I hate it when they do that. I had to get some bug spray to keep them off.

Wait... that was the mosquitoes when I was visiting someone down in Mississippi. They were just big enough to be hollywood execs.
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Hollywood execs and mosquitoes are both blood-suckers, so its easy to get them confused!!!
 
Joidevivre

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I remember the day I first heard someone calling me "Ma'am" instead of "Miss". I KNEW then I had stepped over the line!
 
thezachattack

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thezachattack said:
The first time I saw the Baconator, my initial thought was "that can't be healthy." My second thought was "man I am getting old, I would have been all about that a few years ago." :)

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So all of my feelings towards the Baconator came back when I saw this "sandwich." KFC, what were you thinking!?!?!?
 
Lynx

Lynx

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Then:
"Another piece of chicken?"
"Why not? You only live once you know."

Now:
"Another piece of chicken?"
"Better not. You only live once you know."
 
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ardchoille

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It is said that, when you age you lose two things. The first is your memory, and.. I can't remember the other..
 
Lynx

Lynx

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You know you're old when the caffeine that used to make you hyper is now absolutely essential just to bring you up to normal operating speed.
 
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You know you're getting old when you don't know exactly what Instagram is. LOL I have no idea what it is. My brother uses it and talks about it.
I assume it's photos, but then what's the difference between that and pinterest? Oh well I'm so old to find out. Bleh.

You know you're too old when your cousins don't know who Kenan and Kel are.

You know you're too old when you don't like any modern music or tv shows. Seriously, what is up with the junk on tv and radio sometimes? I don't even bother anymore.

Molly grabs a book, turns off the tv and mumbles "kids these days and their reality tv junk!"
 
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Jacob_Fitzgerald

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What is Instagram:confused: ...It sounds like it is some new programming language...


;););)
 
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ardchoille

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MollyConnor said:
You know you're getting old when you don't know exactly what Instagram is. LOL I have no idea what it is. My brother uses it and talks about it.
I assume it's photos, but then what's the difference between that and pinterest? Oh well I'm so old to find out. Bleh.

You know you're too old when your cousins don't know who Kenan and Kel are.

You know you're too old when you don't like any modern music or tv shows. Seriously, what is up with the junk on tv and radio sometimes? I don't even bother anymore.

Molly grabs a book, turns off the tv and mumbles "kids these days and their reality tv junk!"
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Instagram? Isn't that an immediate greeting card service?
 
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MissCris

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MollyConnor said:
You know you're getting old when you don't know exactly what Instagram is. LOL I have no idea what it is. My brother uses it and talks about it.
I assume it's photos, but then what's the difference between that and pinterest? Oh well I'm so old to find out. Bleh.

You know you're too old when your cousins don't know who Kenan and Kel are.

You know you're too old when you don't like any modern music or tv shows. Seriously, what is up with the junk on tv and radio sometimes? I don't even bother anymore.

Molly grabs a book, turns off the tv and mumbles "kids these days and their reality tv junk!"
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If it makes you feel any better, when I first heard someone say something about Instagram, I honestly thought it was some kind of drug delivery service (well, because of the fact that the person I heard talking about it has a history of drug use and whatnot). And I asked her, "Wait, what? You can order that stuff online now?" She was all confused, and I was all confused, and then I realized I'm just behind the times and old.
 
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Chrissy85

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you know you're getting old when... you read through this thread and agree with most of what people are saying!!! haha
 
IDEAtor

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When your forgetfulness causes you to want to relive middle school again.
 
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