Ok I am bored so the new and improved Acronym definitions as defined by me are:
M.O.S.- My oily soul
T.D.Y.- To Do Yesterday
P.D.S.- Paper diaper supplier
A.W.O.L.- A wandering old logger
S.O.S.- Seriously old school
BAE - Blundering and Evading
SEC- Slippery Eel catcher
FWIW- Find Waldo in Washington
TEOTWAWKI- Toss everything over thomas when angela won't keep it
LOL- Lions over llamas
OOUO- only overachievers use ooze
NSA- Nasty, stinky armpit
TTIM- Tempting tastes in mouths
EVOO- Environmentally viable opening obstructions
OSS- Orbital signal staller
LOAP- Love only angry people
BRB- Birds regurgitate breakfast
BTW- Break the wind
AFK- Aardvarks from Kansas
BGBKBT- Bad girl bullies keep breaking things
NRA- No reasonable answer
USAF- Unlimited sunrises and flowers
RCMP- Real cats must purr
WTTRW- When thinking terminates, read words
BHMF- Blue Haired Monkey Fingers
SNAFU- Seriously, new and foolish users
Now someone please turn the random nonsense switch in my brain to the off position.