Alien Abduction - I Miight not be Single Anymore.

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maxwel

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Ok, I know this might be considered just a tiny bit controversial,
so I'm not going to come right out and say I was abducted by aliens.

I'm just going to say I had some unexpected company late at night,
who took me to a far away place,
and did a few quick medical experiments,
and I met this really great girl...
and she was kind of greenish and had a really big head.

I mean, it doesn't really matter WHERE you meet someone does it?
Isn't it all just about the PERSON, and who she is on the INSIDE?

Who's to say a cross cultural romance can't work?

Who's to say "good girls" all drive subarus instead of saucers?

Who's to say a "long distance relationship" of a few thousand miles is ok,
but if it's a few billion light-years then it's suddenly some kind of big deal?

So what!

I expect my friends to be happy for me.



So what about you?
Can you just be happy for me that I found someone?
Would you date someone if she was... a little different?
Would you let green skin and a big head stand between you and true love?
Most important: do you think Skype works on other planets?
 
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Reborn

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So what about you?
Can you just be happy for me that I found someone?
Would you date someone if she was... a little different?
Would you let green skin and a big head stand between you and true love?
Most important: do you think Skype works on other planets?
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Yes.
(To all 4 questions)
 
p_rehbein

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I'm almost positive there is a medication for this............but, tonight, if you begin to feel you are being watched.......well.......


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kodiak

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Was that you I saw? I was there too....
 
melita916

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what did i just walk into?

..... :)
 
SarahM777

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maxwel said:
Ok, I know this might be considered just a tiny bit controversial,
so I'm not going to come right out and say I was abducted by aliens.

I'm just going to say I had some unexpected company late at night,
who took me to a far away place,
and did a few quick medical experiments,
and I met this really great girl...
and she was kind of greenish and had a really big head.

I mean, it doesn't really matter WHERE you meet someone does it?
Isn't it all just about the PERSON, and who she is on the INSIDE?

Who's to say a cross cultural romance can't work?

Who's to say "good girls" all drive subarus instead of saucers?

Who's to say a "long distance relationship" of a few thousand miles is ok,
but if it's a few billion light-years then it's suddenly some kind of big deal?

So what!

I expect my friends to be happy for me.



So what about you?
Can you just be happy for me that I found someone?
Would you date someone if she was... a little different?
Would you let green skin and a big head stand between you and true love?
Most important: do you think Skype works on other planets?
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It would depend on the green. I mean if the person was this color someone might think their dead. :p




Now this would be a nice vibrant green :)

 
Angela53510

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I'm not sure I agree with cross cultural relationships! You would really have to make sure she understands you, including your faith, your warped sense of humour. And make sure her body parts are compatible with you.

It may not just be her head and skin colour that is a bit strange! Or is that TMI?
 
maxwel

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My parents were REALLY surprised to meet her.

But I guess her parents were a little surprised as well.



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Lynx

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I'm not sure skype would work, as it relies on our own, mostly land and satellite based, information networks. You would have to use her people's technology to stay in touch. And she would perforce be required to do all the driving to and from when you meet in person. That might put a strain on her side of the relationship.
 
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Siberian_Khatru

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maxwel said:
Thank you Siberian.

I know that in your own special way, you are trying to show your support.
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Just being facetious. I'll see myself out.
 
maxwel

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Lynx said:
I'm not sure skype would work, as it relies on our own, mostly land and satellite based, information networks. You would have to use her people's technology to stay in touch. And she would perforce be required to do all the driving to and from when you meet in person. That might put a strain on her side of the relationship.
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Wow, you've really thought this through.

Sounds like you've dated aliens before.
 
kodiak

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maxwel said:
Wow, you've really thought this through.

Sounds like you've dated aliens before.
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How are you going to breath out there for long periods of time?...They breath differently than us and can only support you for the amount of time you have spent with her....
 
Reborn

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maxwel said:
Wow, you've really thought this through.

Sounds like you've dated aliens before.
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I have.
Once.

A Klingon.
She left me because I liked Star Wars. :(
 
maxwel

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Reborn said:
I have.
Once.

A Klingon.
She left me because I liked Star Wars. :(
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Klingon girls are the worst.

I heard they don't shave their legs.
 
p_rehbein

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On the bright side, IF she has problems adjusting to the bright sunlight here on earth, you could lend her your sunglass. Won't say it's a match made in heaven, but, shoot, go for it!

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