Alien Abduction - I Miight not be Single Anymore.

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Breeze7

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I could be happy for you.
I myself wouldn't rule out dating an alien.
And you wont need Skype where you're going.

Last note, aliens from Andromeda are cool but if they come from the outskirts of the Virgo Cluster I'd be real real careful.
 
maxwel

maxwel

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Breeze7 said:
I could be happy for you.
I myself wouldn't rule out dating an alien.
And you wont need Skype where you're going.

Last note, aliens from Andromeda are cool but if they come from the outskirts of the Virgo Cluster I'd be real real careful.
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Yeah... I've heard about girls from the Virgo Cluster.
Not the kinda girls you take to meet your mother!
Haha.
: )
 
maxwel

maxwel

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She sent a pic of her new saucer.

I dunno... seems kinda like she's just showin off.


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Agricola

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DId you fall asleep watching Star Trek?
 
Lynx

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maxwel said:
Wow, you've really thought this through.

Sounds like you've dated aliens before.
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No, I just have a knack for extrapolating scenarios and finding possible snags before they happen. Comes in handy with computers and sound systems.

She would have to pay for the data bill to communicate with you too. It might be better, easier and cheaper all around to just establish a psychic link so you could talk telepathically.
 
JesusLives

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maxwel said:
Ok, I know this might be considered just a tiny bit controversial,
so I'm not going to come right out and say I was abducted by aliens.

I'm just going to say I had some unexpected company late at night,
who took me to a far away place,
and did a few quick medical experiments,
and I met this really great girl...
and she was kind of greenish and had a really big head.

I mean, it doesn't really matter WHERE you meet someone does it?
Isn't it all just about the PERSON, and who she is on the INSIDE?

Who's to say a cross cultural romance can't work?

Who's to say "good girls" all drive subarus instead of saucers?

Who's to say a "long distance relationship" of a few thousand miles is ok,
but if it's a few billion light-years then it's suddenly some kind of big deal?

So what!

I expect my friends to be happy for me.



So what about you?
Can you just be happy for me that I found someone?
Would you date someone if she was... a little different?
Would you let green skin and a big head stand between you and true love?
Most important: do you think Skype works on other planets?
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Humm.........April 1st started an hour ago......I'm thinking this is a yolk......of the fools kind.....but dat be o.k. Go for green girl I'm all for mixing races....how about planets? Go Green and enjoy yourself.....you April fool you....lol
 
seoulsearch

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For what it's worth, I'm totally open to dating a nice, Christian, alien guy. It would be completely fascinating to hear what God is doing on other planets. I grew up in a family that was a different race than I am; I'm sure I could blend right in with a family of an entirely different species.

Besides, I've had plenty of practice. For the past few years, it's felt most of the experiences I've had came straight from The Planet of the Apes anyway.
 
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mystikmind

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Kinda makes me wonder what they were 'really' thinking when the coined the phrase 'green' card!! lol
 
p_rehbein

p_rehbein

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Uh, hmm, gee, Max, I got some bad news for ya..............you MAY be single AGAIN........


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BibleReader

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Definitely would be interesting to see how God has revealed himself on other planets
 
melita916

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i'm so confused.... lol
 
Fenner

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maxwel said:
Ok, I know this might be considered just a tiny bit controversial,
so I'm not going to come right out and say I was abducted by aliens.

I'm just going to say I had some unexpected company late at night,
who took me to a far away place,
and did a few quick medical experiments,
and I met this really great girl...
and she was kind of greenish and had a really big head.

I mean, it doesn't really matter WHERE you meet someone does it?
Isn't it all just about the PERSON, and who she is on the INSIDE?

Who's to say a cross cultural romance can't work?

Who's to say "good girls" all drive subarus instead of saucers?

Who's to say a "long distance relationship" of a few thousand miles is ok,
but if it's a few billion light-years then it's suddenly some kind of big deal?

So what!

I expect my friends to be happy for me.



So what about you?
Can you just be happy for me that I found someone?
Would you date someone if she was... a little different?
Would you let green skin and a big head stand between you and true love?
Most important: do you think Skype works on other planets?
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I'm very happy for you.
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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Max, I'm also guessing this gorgeous galactic gal is another CC user in disguise?!

Yet ANOTHER happy, successful CC couple right here in the Singles Forum!!!

And they say this isn't a dating site... Humph. :mad:
 
tourist

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seoulsearch said:
Max, I'm also guessing this gorgeous galactic gal is another CC user in disguise?!

Yet ANOTHER happy, successful CC couple right here in the Singles Forum!!!

And they say this isn't a dating site... Humph. :mad:
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Maybe 'they' is wrong. :)
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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Actually, now that I think about it, how could I have overlooked the most important, CRUCIAL of all questions???!!!

SO MAXWELL.

DOES YOUR ALIEN LADY LOVE

have a brother???!!!!!

You know, preferably around my age and available.

No reason. Just asking.
 
maxwel

maxwel

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SarahM777 said:
It would depend on the green. I mean if the person was this color someone might think their dead. :p




Now this would be a nice vibrant green :)

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She's VERY SENSITIVE about her skin tone.
 
maxwel

maxwel

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She's really sensitive about the tone of her skin.
She keeps talking about "Face Gloss" and how it make her skin more shiny.

She might have a self-image problem.


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Fenner

Fenner

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Captian Kirk had no problem hooking up with women from foreign planets. If it's good enough for Kirk, it's good enough for the rest of us.
 
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