Speak Your Mind.

[SarahM777]

certainly not!

someone has to keep us old folks in line.

sorry, you're the jailkeeper tonight.

So when do we plan the jailbreak?

 

[Tintin]

I love little tree frogs, but never in a cookie. Disgusting.

Hey, lady! That's discrimination!

 

[seoulsearch]

pssst....you have to journey out of the Singles forum once in awhile , Seoul.

But... but... *clings on to Singles Forum like a cyber security blanket*

 

[melita916]

it's 8:40 pm. friday night. and i'm sleepy. partaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay lol

 

[SarahM777]

pssst....you have to journey out of the Singles forum once in awhile , Seoul.

Now,now you do need to remember some people are rightly scared of the BDF.

 

[seoulsearch]

certainly not!

someone has to keep us old folks in line.

sorry, you're the jailkeeper tonight.

Oh, I figured that I would be the jail bird.

Jail keepers and jail birds are allowed.

Jail bait is not!

 

[Tintin]

But... but... *clings on to Singles Forum like a cyber security blanket*

It's okay, my dear sister. Ever since this thread began, we've been paving the way for peace in the Middle East, I mean, Bible Discussion Forum.

 

[psychomom]

Oh, I figured that I would be the jail bird.

do they....hop?

because if so, i'll call the exterminator.

 

[psychomom]

It's okay, my dear sister. Ever since this thread began, we've been paving the way for peace in the Middle East, I mean, Bible Discussion Forum.

lol....i bet i could guess which comes first...

 

[phil112]

if (slight chance) someone lied to him,
Phil can fix anything.

hey, Phil, can you do something about that annoying ABS light in my Volvo?
after all, i am willing to steal your car.

The Volvo, being a europian import, has to have its own scanner for ABS. I fixed the ABS on my grandaughters Blazer this morn, and I could do the Volvo also, except I don't know what's wrong with it. You tell me which part you want replaced and I'm in!

 

[SoulWeaver]

It's okay, my dear sister. Ever since this thread began, we've been paving the way for peace in the Middle East, I mean, Bible Discussion Forum.

I guess that's why this thread is considered the antichrist... the peace treaty ya know...

 

[cmarieh]

Hey, lady! That's discrimination!

DISCRIMINATION? If anything your discriminating on me for discrimination. Oh wait, now you got me all confused. I am just kidding. You are awesome, Tintin

 

[psychomom]

The Volvo, being a europian import, has to have its own scanner for ABS. I fixed the ABS on my grandaughters Blazer this morn, and I could do the Volvo also, except I don't know what's wrong with it. You tell me which part you want replaced and I'm in!

oh, Phil, bless your heart! (that's a northern bless your heart, not the scary southern kind)

couldn't we just, oh, i don't know....smash the lightbulb?

 

[kodiak]

if you don't owe IRS, you can file for an extension.
maybe Kody can help with this one?

congrats on the job!!

So I was hired for a job. Not what I thought it would be but God does provide in His timing not ours. It's a portering job and it's 30 hours a week. It'll be enough to pay off my tuition and start saving to go to graduate school. Speaking of paying, anyone know what happens if you can't file taxes on time? I owe Jackson Hewitt 131 dollars for doing them but I haven't worked so haven't been able to pay them. And I won't be able to til probably a week after the due date. Any insight on what could/will happen would be appreciated as this is my first time filing.

She is right about you can file for an extension on the taxes, but if you mean paying for them doing your taxes, I would talk to them and explain what is going on.

 

[cmarieh]

do they....hop?

because if so, i'll call the exterminator.

I hop and I skip, although I may not being able to stay on my feet. I am a bit accident prone.

 

[skylove7]

Lol...our old hermit started this thread, and we see him least of all! Heeeeeerrrrrrmmmmiiiitttt! Come baaaacccckkk! Lol

 

[secularhermit]

I hop and I skip, although I may not being able to stay on my feet. I am a bit accident prone.

Are u telling her you are messy or, somewhat, clumpsy?

 

[seoulsearch]

Hey, lady! That's discrimination!

We never discriminate here.

We only shun people who think and believe differently than we do.

And if any of those people happen to escape our carefully executed "filtration" system...

We'll just start our own micro-nation.

 

[phil112]

oh, Phil, bless your heart! (that's a northern bless your heart, not the scary southern kind)

couldn't we just, oh, i don't know....smash the lightbulb?

I recommend a piece of masking tape.......usually covers up those pesky ABS and "check engine" lights nicely!

 

[VioletReigns]

Talking about things being pagan reminds me of Apostle Paul's sermon on Mars Hill. (Acts 17) The people of Athens worshipped so many idols, I wouldn't be surprised if they reverenced a Pet Rock god.


Well, they were covering all their bases because they even had their Unknown God in case they missed one. And Paul used it as an opportunity to tell those people about the God whom they did not know, the Lord Jesus Christ. He explained that the Lord was "The God who made the world and all things in it." And that "in Him we live and move and have our being."

God made frogs and I think He was smiling when He created them.

When I was fairly new in the Lord, I had a Christian sister visit my house and she blasted me about having ceramic froggies (which my kids adored) hung up on my wall. "They're pagan," she said with trepidation. But I told her anything in our house was holy because the Holy Spirit dwelt with us. She wasn't thrilled but she got over it. In fact, we became very good friends eventually. LOL