Or maybe there is a sock monster in my closet or a little elf who has a weird obsession with socks and has an entire mountain of them that he loves to jump in or use as puppets even wears them on his ears his nose his hands everywhere but the feet for some reason. I am naming him skips and am going to search for him

Interrogate your washer and dryer. I suspect they are the suspects.I have a conspiracy for you, where do all my socks go? My socks are always going missing I had at least 40 different pairs and now i have one thats right just one pair that don't even match. there was the hamburgler but maybe there is a sock burgler?
Your washer or dryer -- perhaps both -- show no partiality and take no prisoners.well I bought lots more socks( awesome looking ones too) so let see this thief steal them this time!
Socks are a sacrifice the washing machine demands. It would be more convenient if they ate both socks, not just one, but hey, what can you do?
You heard of washing bags?![]()
Oi! Yes, I have, but aren't they more for delicates?![]()
Hey tintin where have you been buddy? how is you and your girl doing?Oi! Yes, I have, but aren't they more for delicates?![]()
Hey tintin where have you been buddy? how is you and your girl doing?
Oh... i'm sorry to hear thatHey, Blain! Good to hear from you, my brother.I'm okay, thanks. We're no longer together. Haven't been for quite awhile now.
Oh... i'm sorry to hear thatBut hey you will find the one God made for you this is for sure
Me and steph are still going strong, I just hope God will provide a way for use to be together face to faceThanks, mate. I sure hope so. Trusting God no matter what, that's the key.