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skylove7

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What wrong choo Gandalf? What say you? :)
 

JesusLives

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yes!! or possibly far northern Alaska?

i don't wanna miss out on any of these cool US tax breaks.
:rolleyes:
Just got a phone call Recorded one o.k?....Says this is our last attempt to reach you the IRS has filed a law suit against you call this number.....Scam? Blond Bets so...why? IRS would mail me until dooms day with notices....Plus I file with H&R Bloch....Since I had a Bill Gates year money wise last year due to paying off large debt and car died and paid cash...looks like I'm rich my income -0- because I got no job.....So am I gonna call that phone number like a duffus....NO WAY!!! Blond wasn't born yesterday....IRS wants me bad enough they will mail me a notice and at that point I call H&R Bloch..... Blond is not as dumb as she appears to be in the mirror.....lol
 

JesusLives

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Im not kidding.
I cant stop laughing.

Funniest part?
You were so hohum about it.......

"yeah, there's another person claiming he's God out there.....so where were we, who has cookies?"
Did Blond miss a good fight about arguing? Miss me much here have a cookie?
 
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skylove7

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Well I just had a random thought to share. Dusted off from my mind of youth. Never fear! One good example loved ones...when I was eighteen..I just so happen to get my mail...at the wrong time! I was fancied by a stranger nearby...visiting a friend. He was my age...a disgusting bible burning devil worshiping fool. The man asked me out! I said no! Then for three months he stalked me..said if I didn't date him he would sacrifice me. Yuck right? Cement blocks on the feet threats....pipe bomb my house threats...worse things I won't mention...but my point is friends...haha it gets better! Skylove had God with her. I ran to another state with daddy...and never heard from him again thank God!...But ten years later when I was 28...I met a man at a BBQ outing I was invited to. I mentioned that Satan worshipers name...that briefly was a nightmare in my life at eighteen. Because I was frightened! After ten years I was in the neighborhood in which my nightmare lived. This friendly man..,at this peaceful barbeque...shocked me severely with the news!....He said to skylove chuckling...he said. "OMG! You mean to tell me sweetheart that this idiot creep caused you fear and misery ten years ago? HaHa!". He laughed....I said in surprise " Mike why do you laugh? He threatened to kill me ten years ago because I wouldn't give him ...er...relations!"...This kind man looked at skylove and said..."Honey...that guy we make fun of at parties! He is a weirdo sissy that we call him "Zone Malone" because he sits there at a party and plays over and over the opening guitar on 'Sweet Home Alabama...til we say weirdo!...Go home!"...I looked at Mike in surprise! So shocked that for years I let thoughts of a man....others dubbed 'Zone Malone' terrify my life? Yes he was evil....but a joke!...My point is loved ones,...yes evil people can harm us in this evil world! But they are damned! Not to be feared! For we can't breathe forever...here...but God is with us. Be strong all as you can. Love is forever! Sorry for the long post my friends! Something inside just wanted me to share that story! To be brave...as we can! We will go to heaven! Love WILL win! :)
 
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skylove7

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Sharing a story to Speak...lol sorry friends used to my quick notes! My heart called me on that long post. That's all I can say...sorry! :)
 
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psychomom

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Guys and gals, please excuse me if I make silly spelling mistakes. Man, I am frustrated with myself :( ...
true story:
my 20 yo and i are English geeks. :eek:
we bought a book called "Common Errors in English Usage", and when my son came to
visit today, he saw the book in the kitchen and said, "oh, the grammar nazi handbook."

so i asked him to inscribe that on the front page, and when he got done i said,
"honey? there is no E in grammar."
:rolleyes:

so glad we're spending all this money for college for that kid. :D
(and really glad he's majoring in math lol)

 
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psychomom

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Just got a phone call Recorded one o.k?....Says this is our last attempt to reach you the IRS has filed a law suit against you call this number.....Scam? Blond Bets so...why? IRS would mail me until dooms day with notices....Plus I file with H&R Bloch....Since I had a Bill Gates year money wise last year due to paying off large debt and car died and paid cash...looks like I'm rich my income -0- because I got no job.....So am I gonna call that phone number like a duffus....NO WAY!!! Blond wasn't born yesterday....IRS wants me bad enough they will mail me a notice and at that point I call H&R Bloch..... Blond is not as dumb as she appears to be in the mirror.....lol
we got the same call. i returned it and let the guy know i had dimed him into IRS and the FCC.

:)
 
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jennymae

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true story:
my 20 yo and i are English geeks. :eek:
we bought a book called "Common Errors in English Usage", and when my son came to
visit today, he saw the book in the kitchen and said, "oh, the grammar nazi handbook."

so i asked him to inscribe that on the front page, and when he got done i said,
"honey? there is no E in grammar."
:rolleyes:

so glad we're spending all this money for college for that kid. :D
(and really glad he's majoring in math lol)

Shucks...I aint gonna buy no book like that...lol
 
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psychomom

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Shucks...I aint gonna buy no book like that...lol
one would never guess i would either...

...based on the way i write the English language. :)

(my speech? it's worse :))
 

kodiak

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true story:
my 20 yo and i are English geeks. :eek:
we bought a book called "Common Errors in English Usage", and when my son came to
visit today, he saw the book in the kitchen and said, "oh, the grammar nazi handbook."

so i asked him to inscribe that on the front page, and when he got done i said,
"honey? there is no E in grammar."
:rolleyes:

so glad we're spending all this money for college for that kid. :D
(and really glad he's majoring in math lol)

That book sounds interesting...I am a geek, not a specific kind....lol
At least his spelling mistake wasn't as bad as my teachers and classmates spelling mistakes......(with spell check)
 
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psychomom

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That book sounds interesting...I am a geek, not a specific kind....lol
At least his spelling mistake wasn't as bad as my teachers and classmates spelling mistakes......(with spell check)
our son enjoys teasing his little sister, the grammarian.

he lets her explain over and over the difference between past and passed...
though he knows it very well.
big brothers. :)
 
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jennymae

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I'm misspelling, misreading, making syntax error's, etc. all the time...that book would've been ruining whatever left of confidence...lol
 
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jennymae

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our son enjoys teasing his little sister, the grammarian.

he lets her explain over and over the difference between past and passed...
though he knows it very well.
big brothers. :)
Grammarian? ROFL
 

melita916

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I'm misspelling, misreading, making syntax error's, etc. all the time...that book would've been ruining whatever left of confidence...lol
true story. gotta keep that self esteem healthy :p
 

kodiak

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our son enjoys teasing his little sister, the grammarian.

he lets her explain over and over the difference between past and passed...
though he knows it very well.
big brothers. :)
lol, I think my sister used me for show and tell when I was 2...
 

Reborn

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Is it okay to eat steak for breakfast?


Its in a bowl of milk.
 
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psychomom

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I'm misspelling, misreading, making syntax error's, etc. all the time...that book would've been ruining whatever left of confidence...lol
most of it is spelling errors, and things like when to use bring or take...
most of it i'm sure you already know.

but i kinda would like to send a memo about
"it's not spit-and-image; it's spitting image" :mad: lol