Sarcasm is a sin

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Joidevivre said:
As the first disciple of Sirk, I know that without Sirk's truth, you who are sarcastic will never know you are living a lie, or have fallen under the influence of sneaky, subtle Angela who dares to profane Firk's , um, Sirk's name.

You can tell by the fruit of Blue Ladybug that she is not a disciple. I've always been suspicious. But, now my mind is clear.
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You...my child are wise and full of truth.....except for the part where you misspelled my name. I see that there is still darkness that dwellith (for those of you that don't know...dwellith means that is resides or lives or is made manifest, has set up camp...pitched a tent etc) in your heart and must sleep in the stable of a 3 legged calf that is half alpaca, half cow and half sea manatee. I know that seems impossible but really....nothing is impossible.
 
dcontroversal said:
Amen to that...Especially when Jesus, Paul, Elijah and other inspired men of God used it in context....Wonder why Jesus didn't apologize for calling those Pharisees guys hypocrites, white washed coffins and blind leaders of the blind...or Elijah when confronting the prophets of Baal.....can you imagine the audacity of those Godly men using sarcasm.......holy cow!
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The Lord Jesus would be banned. "How refreshing! Doctrines of devils! Have some tea?"
 
Sirk said:
You...my child are wise and full of truth.....except for the part where you misspelled my name. I see that there is still darkness that dwellith (for those of you that don't know...dwellith means that is resides or lives or is made manifest, has set up camp...pitched a tent etc) in your heart and must sleep in the stable of a 3 legged calf that is half alpaca, half cow and half sea manatee. I know that seems impossible but really....nothing is impossible.
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Have mercy, Sirkshua!
 
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All of you do realize that your ARE A SLAVE TO YOUR SARCASM don't you?
Don't you realize what you are doing and where it leads?
 
cmarieh said:
Oh, Come on...just admit that you think I am sweet. I know you have already mentioned it. Even if you don't I know you do.
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Nary I say to you this day....if you don't understand the truth I give you....the guardians of heavens gate shall turn their noses up at the wafting of your sweetness...as though it is the room that Howard Hughes spent his final days in....growing his fingernails and toenails out watching hannah barbera cartoons and peeing in those glass jars that the milkman used to deliver milk in. Do you remember those days? SILENCE! I have spoken.
 
Sirk said:
YOU CHALLENGE ME!. YES I AM YELLING AS I AM OVERCOME WITH ANGUISH AT YOUR DECEPTION BECAUSE I AM AFRAID THAT MANY WILL BE DECEIVED BY YOUR APOSTASY. BRING IT...FOR I HAVE TRUTH ON MY SIDE.
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Please notice I am using small letters. Not caps, not red or blue ones, not large ones, nor italics, nor a set of words considerably larger than the rest of the post. Also, no underlines, no special fonts, sizes or links to videos or large pictures.

This shows my true spiritual superiority! I am patient and gentle, willing to rebuke in kind love, to the nth degree. The only apostasy is one who will not reveal his true colours.

I'm going to quote one of my favourite verses here, just to show you that I am the one who can truly speak for God, and the only one anointed to speak the truth in love.

"What do they teach them in the schools these days?" C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, Narnia Series.
 
Angela53510 said:
Please notice I am using small letters. Not caps, not red or blue ones, not large ones, nor italics, nor a set of words considerably larger than the rest of the post. Also, no underlines, no special fonts, sizes or links to videos or large pictures.

This shows my true spiritual superiority! I am patient and gentle, willing to rebuke in kind love, to the nth degree. The only apostasy is one who will not reveal his true colours.

I'm going to quote one of my favourite verses here, just to show you that I am the one who can truly speak for God, and the only one anointed to speak the truth in love.

"What do they teach them in the schools these days?" C.S. Lewis, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, Narnia Series.
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Oh ye of meek spirit and kind gentle words. It is proof that you cannot understand God and His (and mine....I go by The Sirk btw...so please when you are addressing me say that from now on ...THe Sirk) judgment is harsh and thorough and without room for error of even the slightest dot to tittle (or is it jot and tittle...anyways...rabbithole) of misapplied teaching or parsing of words. You must and I mean must...be perfect as I am perfect or thou shalt perish. SILENCE! The Sirk has spoken.
 
Sirk said:
Oh ye of meek spirit and kind gentle words. It is proof that you cannot understand God and His (and mine....I go by The Sirk btw...so please when you are addressing me say that from now on ...THe Sirk) judgment is harsh and thorough and without room for error of even the slightest dot to tittle (or is it jot and tittle...anyways...rabbithole) of misapplied teaching or parsing of words. You must and I mean must...be perfect as I am perfect or thou shalt perish. SILENCE! The Sirk has spoken.
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You guys and gals are offending me...I want all of you to apologize for your sarcastic witticism because I am highly offended....how dare you!!!!!!!!!
 
dcontroversal said:
You guys and gals are offending me...I want all of you to apologize for your sarcastic witticism because I am highly offended....how dare you!!!!!!!!!
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SILENCE! If you cannot bend your heart to the teachings I have brought forth on this day your heart is beyond anything that I can do to repair it.....well except one thing...but I was told not to reveal it until my ministry has reached its zenith.
 
JesusIsAll said:
I will follow thee, if thou wouldst answer thus,

Dost thou confess with thy tongue (fingers on keyboard permiteth, one time thus) that thou believest the sinless o'er ChristianChat be not come in the flesh?

That thou dost neither use bathroom, save mirror therein?

That thou art exceeding sinless, than we holiest of holier-than-thou?

That thou and five fingers measure thy fellows be alone in yon kingdom of heaven, with Lord, to correcteth He?

And who is this Jesus, we knowest not?
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Haha! My first true disciple. And all I have to do is figure out what the flowery KJV language is, to understand what I am supposed to be agreeing to! (Hmm. Google translate doesn't seem to have an English to KJV language setting, what will I do?)

Certainly, no sinless perfection. That is reserved for Jesus.

Bathroom breaks from CC? Never!

I can pretend to be holier than thou! Certainly that magnitude of pride can be shoveled out from somewhere!

Hmm! Skip the next one - incomprehensible.

Jesus - you know - the carpenter, born of a virgin, walked the earth for 33 years, sinless (Yes He was! Yes He was!) Crucified by Pontius Pilate, rose again on the third day. Ascended to heaven where he rules and reigns as Lord and King.

So, will you join me????

As for you, Joidevivre. Certainly you have to recognize the authority of my claims to pretension??!! Come, join me and we shall fight for the victory against The Sirk who waits like a snake in the grass, seeking to sarcastically break every bond, and enslave every captive.

Or is that promises to let the captives of CC go free???

This is getting a bit confusing for me.
 
Angela53510 said:
Haha! My first true disciple. And all I have to do is figure out what the flowery KJV language is, to understand what I am supposed to be agreeing to! (Hmm. Google translate doesn't seem to have an English to KJV language setting, what will I do?)

Certainly, no sinless perfection. That is reserved for Jesus.

Bathroom breaks from CC? Never!

I can pretend to be holier than thou! Certainly that magnitude of pride can be shoveled out from somewhere!

Hmm! Skip the next one - incomprehensible.

Jesus - you know - the carpenter, born of a virgin, walked the earth for 33 years, sinless (Yes He was! Yes He was!) Crucified by Pontius Pilate, rose again on the third day. Ascended to heaven where he rules and reigns as Lord and King.

So, will you join me????

As for you, Joidevivre. Certainly you have to recognize the authority of my claims to pretension??!! Come, join me and we shall fight for the victory against The Sirk who waits like a snake in the grass, seeking to sarcastically break every bond, and enslave every captive.

Or is that promises to let the captives of CC go free???

This is getting a bit confusing for me.
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Haha...did I take it too far?
 
dcontroversal said:
You guys and gals are offending me...I want all of you to apologize for your sarcastic witticism because I am highly offended....how dare you!!!!!!!!!
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Do you want a person e-mail or should I come to your house on my bended knees?
 
Sirk said:
SILENCE! If you cannot bend your heart to the teachings I have brought forth on this day your heart is beyond anything that I can do to repair it.....well except one thing...but I was told not to reveal it until my ministry has reached its zenith.
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HAHHAHHAHHHHHAAHHA Should I call Agent 99 and the cone of silence!!!! All I hear is flappin lips HAHAHAHAHH
 
3Scoreand10 said:
Do you want a person e-mail or should I come to your house on my bended knees?
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Nothing you do will be good enough.....your motives are false and even if you come groveling on bended knees with your face on the ground I will not accept it because I have been given authority to judge your heart and motives....!
 
Angela - pray tell me how you can break every bond, and yet enslave every captive?

You seem to be twisting truth, as you have a reputation of doing. How do you think you got all those reputation marks?
 
Joidevivre said:
Angela - pray tell me how you can break every bond, and yet enslave every captive?

You seem to be twisting truth, as you have a reputation of doing. How do you think you got all those reputation marks?
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Her heart knoweth not what the poison of her lips bring forth. She has deceptively deceived even those who are perceived as deceived and receiveth her due recompense.
 
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