Sarcasm is a sin

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dcontroversal said:
I was going to say something but that word SILENCE rings out like the liberty bell when it cracked......!
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I know....I have discerned that it is highly effective.....kinda like the the suggestive powers inherent in the force on Star Wars that Luke displayed when he was rescuing Han Solo from jabba the hut who had frozen him in a block of some sort of space age metallic material at his lair on that one planet that I cannot for the life of me remember the name of.
 
Angela53510 said:
WHAT! Sitting on the proverbial fence!

"One who sits on a fence often gets the pointy end up you know where" Prov. 54:12

Sarah, come and join me! We will conquer the world together.... Well, we will at least hitch The Sirk to his wagon and send him somewhere to find his roots. Then again, maybe his roots don't need dyeing?
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But only if one sits on the wrong PART of the fence. Prov. 54:13 :)

I heard it was too late to take over the world. :(

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Sirk said:
Or sometimes saying the opposite of what you mean (sarcasm) is a nice way of saying.....you should remove that stick from your butt. BUTT in the END...its all about the heart BEHIND it
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Lies may look sweet but really they are rotten. After all, even the dragon lied to the woman and beguiled her to think the fruit of her death was sweet.

JesusIsAll said:
Preach it, brutha, 'n pass me some dat holy granola!

Have you ever tried underwear, three sizes larger?
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Kind of random, but being a skinny chap, actually, yes, that has happened to me before.
 
dcontroversal said:
I was going to say something but that word SILENCE rings out like the liberty bell when it cracked......!
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Cracked? Somebody call? Well, best be off to contemplate a re-acquisition of salvation, after this sarcasm. We all know The Sirk can't save, so bite me! Feet don't fail me now...
 
GodIsSalvation said:
Lies may look sweet but really they are rotten. After all, even the dragon lied to the woman and beguiled her to think the fruit of her death was sweet.



Kind of random, but being a skinny chap, actually, yes, that has happened to me before.
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Blasphemy! You displayed sarcasm! How dare you! SILENCE! The Sirk has spoken.
 
Sirk said:
Or sometimes saying the opposite of what you mean (sarcasm) is a nice way of saying.....you should remove that stick from your butt. BUTT in the END...its all about the heart BEHIND it
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Also to add to this one:

Proverbs 26:25

[SUP]25 [/SUP]When he speaketh fair, believe him not: for there are seven abominations in his heart.
 
Sirk said:
I have returned..to hither from whence I departed thee. The word I give you in between these lines can only be discerned from the dearly beloved of the brethren. How whilst thou discern my speaking?
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Well I can't wash your hair with scented oils
You're bald! :)
 
GodIsSalvation said:
Nay, for I have told you exactly what I mean.
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You come here and speak in my native tongue! May your enemies pursue you thru the far reaches of your local landfill where you will bruise your heal on an old discarded barbie corvette! SILENCE! TheSirk has spoken.
 
Sirk said:
You come here and speak in my native tongue! May your enemies pursue you thru the far reaches of your local landfill where you will bruise your heal on an old discarded barbie corvette! SILENCE! TheSirk has spoken.
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Psalm 3

1 Lord, how are they increased that trouble me! many are they that rise up against me.
[SUP]2 [/SUP]Many there be which say of my soul, There is no help for him in God. Selah.
[SUP]3 [/SUP]But thou, O Lord, art a shield for me; my glory, and the lifter up of mine head.
[SUP]4 [/SUP]I cried unto the Lord with my voice, and he heard me out of his holy hill. Selah.
[SUP]5 [/SUP]I laid me down and slept; I awaked; for the Lord sustained me.
[SUP]6 [/SUP]I will not be afraid of ten thousands of people, that have set themselves against me round about.
[SUP]7 [/SUP]Arise, O Lord; save me, O my God: for thou hast smitten all mine enemies upon the cheek bone; thou hast broken the teeth of the ungodly.
[SUP]8 [/SUP]Salvation belongeth unto the Lord: thy blessing is upon thy people. Selah.
 
blue_ladybug said:
obviously we have no regard for what the delusionally sarcastic Sirk says.. :rolleyes: ;)
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Woe to you for speaking to me this way. The blood of four hundred fifty six thousand nine hundred and twenty seven martyrs (as well as all of their immediate family members....which equates to well over a billion people) stain your bloodthirsty lips.
 
Sirk said:
Woe to you for speaking to me this way. The blood of four hundred fifty six thousand nine hundred and twenty seven martyrs (as well as all of their immediate family members....which equates to well over a billion people) stain your bloodthirsty lips.
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I think the blood has rushed into your brain and made you light-headed..you better go back into your crypt, I hear the sarcasm gods callin' you..
 
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