Sarcasm is a sin

[Sirk]

Do ladybugs produce fruit? Kind of thought their thing was aphid eating, not fruit bearing. lol

Actually, lady bugs are not really bugs at all. They are more closely related to beetles. Specifically dung beetles. I coulda swore I saw one rolling around a dog turd in the back yard yesterday.

 

[Sirk]

Clarification, oh might Sirk. What's a hot foot forest and why does it stink?

Well...imagine a forest where instead of trees there are feet growing outa the ground. Specifically, hot , sweaty humid feet that are in need of some tough actin tenactin.

 

[Joidevivre]

You tell 'em Sirk!

 

[atwhatcost]

Hey y'all is this meme a sin? Because to me its cute! I mean just your opinion pleez.

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Miss Piggy thinks it's a sin. Does that work for you?

 

[atwhatcost]

Yeah but if I was on wheels,wouldn't that be exercise to burn off those cookies?

Nah. Car wheels. lol

 

[atwhatcost]

Preach it, brutha, 'n pass me some dat holy granola!

Have you ever tried underwear, three sizes larger?

Yea? They sag. Why?

 

[atwhatcost]

I know....I have discerned that it is highly effective.....kinda like the the suggestive powers inherent in the force on Star Wars that Luke displayed when he was rescuing Han Solo from jabba the hut who had frozen him in a block of some sort of space age metallic material at his lair on that one planet that I cannot for the life of me remember the name of.

Tatoonie.

(What's it say that I can remember that planet?)

 

[blue_ladybug]

I will not justify this with any response whatsoever for it is words that are put together improperly and they do not compute to my highly enlightened mind......oh....and they're dumb too because your mom dresses you funny.....With weird leather mountain man clothes with tassels

They don't compute to your highly enlightened mind because your mind is ALWAYS too stoned to know what enlightened means. And speakin' of mama's, yo mama dropped you on the head when you were born and that's why you're so funny-looking today..so just SHUT UP already..

 

[crossnote]

I better not start or Sirk will start believing himself

 

[atwhatcost]

You come here and speak in my native tongue! May your enemies pursue you thru the far reaches of your local landfill where you will bruise your heal on an old discarded barbie corvette! SILENCE! TheSirk has spoken.

Pffft. No one throws away Barbie accessories.

 

[atwhatcost]

They know the grave mistake they would be making in attempting to silence such a profit as me.....all who have come before me and have been banned are banned because they are false. That was seriously to easy....I can't believe you didn't see that......think before you speak nonsense to me.

Either that or...no one has reported me because they don't take me seriously. SILENCE! TheSirk has spoken.

You're a profit? Do you give dividends for shareholders? You just got interesting. (If not dividends, interest?)

Notice -- didn't catch the misspelling of authority, didn't notice you said Labor Day, but bring up profits, and I'm right here!

 

[atwhatcost]

One thing you have done today is keep me from any other threads (their loss?). Like a church I just can't leave. Will there be an offering taken soon?

He's making profits, so we can hope. lol

 

[atwhatcost]

How much did they net after expenses?

And once again the blond asks What is silence?

My sides are beginning to ache from laughing at your "What is silence?" LOL

 

[blue_ladybug]

Do ladybugs produce fruit? Kind of thought their thing was aphid eating, not fruit bearing. lol

We do eat aphids. However Sirk is a nasty evil foul-tasting worm with a rotten stench and anyone who gets near him will catch his sarcastic disease.. hint, hint, Joidevivre..

Originally Posted by Joidevivre

As the first disciple of Sirk, I know that without Sirk's truth, you who are sarcastic will never know you are living a lie, or have fallen under the influence of sneaky, subtle Angela who dares to profane Firk's , um, Sirk's name.

You can tell by the fruit of Blue Ladybug that she IS a disciple. I've always been suspicious. But, now my mind is clear.


I amended your statement, Joi.. obviously you've fallen under the evil Sirk's powers and he's using you for his own nefarious agenda. I think it's YOU who is a false disciple and shows it with every word you write..

 

[blue_ladybug]

My sides are beginning to ache from laughing at your "What is silence?" LOL

She's blonde..it's the only thing she knows how to say..

 

[atwhatcost]

Is that right angles or left angles? And how can you tell the difference? Or is this all obtuse?

Note to self: Don't read Sarah's post while sipping soda. The soda goes up, instead of down.

 

[atwhatcost]

Carbonite

Tatooine, also Luke's home planet. Ten bonus points: What had Jabba's palace been previous to his occupation of it?

SILENCE! I will derail the threadeth anyeth wayeth Ieth seeeth fit-teth!

What was Jabba's palace before hand? (I watch the series often, but don't study it, so I lose the ten points.)

 

[blue_ladybug]

Actually, lady bugs are not really bugs at all. They are more closely related to beetles. Specifically dung beetles. I coulda swore I saw one rolling around a dog turd in the back yard yesterday.

so THAT'S why you smell like dog sheetz today!! And btw, stoopid, ladybugs ARE beetles..now go jump in a lake and get that stench offa you..

 

[Sirk]

so THAT'S why you smell like dog sheetz today!! And btw, stoopid, ladybugs ARE beetles..now go jump in a lake and get that stench offa you..

Aww....I love you too. You're so sweet to me

 

[SarahM777]

She's blonde..it's the only thing she knows how to say..

But Blue,Sirk is being mean because he won't answer my question.

So again I have to ask What is silence?