Sarcasm is a sin

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Sirk said:
Woe to you for speaking to me this way. The blood of four hundred fifty six thousand nine hundred and twenty seven martyrs (as well as all of their immediate family members....which equates to well over a billion people) stain your bloodthirsty lips.
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How is it that you have slipped through the banning process of this forum? Tell us, Oh Sirk.
 
Joidevivre said:
How is it that you have slipped through the banning process of this forum? Tell us, Oh Sirk.
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They know the grave mistake they would be making in attempting to silence such a profit as me.....all who have come before me and have been banned are banned because they are false. That was seriously to easy....I can't believe you didn't see that......think before you speak nonsense to me.

Either that or...no one has reported me because they don't take me seriously. SILENCE! TheSirk has spoken.
 
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Sirk said:
They know the grave mistake they would be making in attempting to silence such a profit as me.....all who have come before me and have been banned are banned because they are false. That was seriously to easy....I can't believe you didn't see that......think before you speak nonsense to me.
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the only one speaking nonsense is you, oh unwise and deluded one.. ;) Now SILENCE! The cool Blue one has spoken..so it has been said, so it shall be decreed.. :o
 
Sirk said:
I do not heed warnings from the heathen....but you must heed the words that I give you on this day at this appointed time just as it has been spoken to me in front of many witness's who are of the brethren of the anointed ones of eternity. Pitchforks are of the devil and are the devils tool of disobedience.
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I would have believed you if you had written, " do not headeth" -- or do not HEADETH--- but since you didn't I'll just assume you were being sarcastic.
 
One thing you have done today is keep me from any other threads (their loss?). Like a church I just can't leave. Will there be an offering taken soon?
 
blue_ladybug said:
the only one speaking nonsense is you, oh unwise and deluded one.. ;) Now SILENCE! The cool Blue one has spoken..so it has been said, so it shall be decreed.. :o
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I will not justify this with any response whatsoever for it is words that are put together improperly and they do not compute to my highly enlightened mind......oh....and they're dumb too because your mom dresses you funny.....With weird leather mountain man clothes with tassels
 
Sirk said:
They know the grave mistake they would be making in attempting to silence such a profit as me.....all who have come before me and have been banned are banned because they are false. That was seriously to easy....I can't believe you didn't see that......think before you speak nonsense to me.

Either that or...no one has reported me because they don't take me seriously. SILENCE! TheSirk has spoken.
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How much did they net after expenses? :D

And once again the blond asks What is silence? :confused:
 
Shannon50 said:
I would have believed you if you had written, " do not headeth" -- or do not HEADETH--- but since you didn't I'll just assume you were being sarcastic.
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I speak in the language of Angels of which you cannot discern with your finite mind.
 
SarahM777 said:
How much did they net after expenses? :D

And once again the blond asks What is silence? :confused:
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Very good...you caught the wisdom I was bestowing upon you....it is profitable to keep this prophet here speaking the language of the angles.
 
Sirk said:
Very good...you caught the wisdom I was bestowing upon you....it is profitable to keep this prophet here speaking the language of the angles.
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Is that right angles or left angles? And how can you tell the difference? Or is this all obtuse? :confused:
 
Wisdom I have gained today:

Sarcasm is a sin.
Sarcasm is Sirk.
Sarcasm is hateful and mean.
Sarcasm is in all of our hearts.

BUT it feels SO GOOD. *

I needed this today like a desert needs water!


* and with this group of people.

Most of the time, I take myself way too seriously...

Thank you Sirk.
 
Uh hee hee :)

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many have sought Me but they would not find. Twas not that I Am unkind, nay, I tell you, you have to seek Me
with all of the heart, the mind and the soul. You know the whole heart hast to be given to Me.
You see that I will not severe the chains of the world until one hundred percent loyalty is given to Me.
with all of the heartake investigation, you know I Am right, for the love of mammon can blight many a well meaning man.
So, go with the plan that I have made - it is an equal, nay, more than equal on your part.


the heart has to be right concerning repentance if you love mammon more than Me...
 
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