Sarcasm is a sin

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Curse you inept scribe! You embarrass The Sirk! The Sirks scribe has hung himself for his transgressions.

Silence!
 
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Angela53510 said:
Just a small point.

"according The Sirks good will and purpose"

Should be: The Sirk's good will...."

It is the possessive case (genitive) and therefore needs the apostrophe between the Sirk and the final "s."

Because of this unspeakable sin of forgetting to use proper grammar, the sirk, formerly known as The Sirk, is hereby going to bad places when he dies, or maybe before.

Mind your p's and q's. And your apostrophes!!!
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And don't forget your commas. :)
 
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Sirk said:
Curse you inept scribe! You embarrass The Sirk! The Sirks scribe has hung himself for his transgressions.

Silence!
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Bro....you are hilarious.....! I have laughed so many times on this thread....laughter is good medicine for sure!
 
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Sirk said:
Curse you inept scribe! You embarrass The Sirk! The Sirks scribe has hung himself for his transgressions.

Silence!
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But,but ,but what is silence? (Or is it that the blond doesn't believe in silence,or does the blond talk to much,or is it the voices in the blond's head that WON'T stop talking to her.) :p
 
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SarahM777 said:
But,but ,but what is silence? (Or is it that the blond doesn't believe in silence,or does the blond talk to much,or is it the voices in the blond's head that WON'T stop talking to her.) :p
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Those aren't voices inside the blond's head, but one voice in the air, echoing off the walls of the skull.

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Sirk said:
Whatever. You wish your boyfriend was hot, smart and knew everything like me.
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You forgot to add modest, 'o mighty Sirk, the sinless.
 
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I remember one time when I was a boy and I decided it was time to share my knowledge with the world as my parents and I were walking around at the fair. They searched high and low for me when suddenly they heard quite a commotion over at the bearded lady exhibit. Not to brag or anything but the people were astonished at my understanding of thing...in fact...even after I explained it to them in terms that even a 3000 year old rotten Egyptian mummy could understand, they still didn't get it. Such is the life of one such as me....so gifted and full of understanding of deep, unfathomable, cavernous, unthinkable, gaping huge and bottomless things. I really do have pity and love for all of you....mostly pity tho. Just feel good that I pity you.

Silence! The Sirk has spoken.
 
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JesusIsAll said:
You forgot to add modest, 'o mighty Sirk, the sinless.
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Those things go without saying...I am extremely modest and humble. I am the most humble man on earth....by far.
 
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SarahM777 said:
But isn't that statement an oxymoron? :confused:
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Only The Sirk is able to make bold claims about Himself while speaking in the 3rd person or in the 1st person. I do not fear your questions but my patience for condescending to them has a limit.
 
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Sirk said:
Those things go without saying...I am extremely modest and humble. I am the most humble man on earth....by far.
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I don't know, Sirk the almighty. You seem to be off your game. After going on for pages about yourself, you're supposed to start saying it's not about you.

Now, not to say you sin, effendi of the unspotted mirage, but I'm beginning to believe there's a Sirk stumble? (Stumble = sin in others... a bit of ChristianChat math...)
 
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JesusIsAll said:
I don't know, Sirk the almighty. You seem to be off your game. After going on for pages about yourself, you're supposed to start saying it's not about you.

Now, not to say you sin, effendi of the unspotted mirage, but I'm beginning to believe there's a Sirk stumble? (Stumble = sin in others... a bit of ChristianChat math...)
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Silence! You are doing math that preschooler can do. The math that The Sirk uses has not yet been discovered by man. I am sinless and perfect! You lack understanding. There is nothing that you could say that would be agreeable to me. Even if you are right you are wrong. Even if you agree with me you are wrong because you don't have perfect faith and belief like I do. I never waiver.....never.
 
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SarahM777 said:

African or European? LOL :confused:
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You know....my brother and I laughed our heads off the first time we seen that movie.....like the knight who had his arms, legs and head cut off and it was a mere flesh wound.....Ole Monty was hilarious...(sometimes) that is HAHAHH and I think an European South bound swallow HAH!
 
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