Sarcasm is a sin

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SarahM777

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dcontroversal said:
You know....my brother and I laughed our heads off the first time we seen that movie.....like the knight who had his arms, legs and head cut off and it was a mere flesh wound.....Ole Monty was hilarious...(sometimes) that is HAHAHH and I think an European South bound swallow HAH!
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I think that one was their best movie. :D

You have to remember it's British humor. :)
 
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How dare you talk around me! This is The Sirks thread. All posts must be directed toward me!

Sarah....this is what silence means. I have Spoken. (Notice I capitalized Spoken...it's because when I do Something it must be acknowledged with a capital letter. I even Capitalized capitalize right there...did you notice that....as well as something.)

Silence! The Sirk has Spoken.
 
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JesusIsAll

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dcontroversal said:
You know....my brother and I laughed our heads off the first time we seen that movie.....like the knight who had his arms, legs and head cut off and it was a mere flesh wound.....Ole Monty was hilarious...(sometimes) that is HAHAHH and I think an European South bound swallow HAH!
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That was with reference to a movie? I thought there was some natural science involved in that remark. But a movie? I suppose that would be science to a blond, come to think of it.
 
SarahM777

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Sirk said:
How dare you talk around me! This is The Sirks thread. All posts must be directed toward me!

Sarah....this is what silence means. I have Spoken. (Notice I capitalized Spoken...it's because when I do Something it must be acknowledged with a capital letter. I even Capitalized capitalize right there...did you notice that....as well as something.)

Silence! The Sirk has Spoken.
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I are confusalted. I know you have spoken but what did you say? :p
 
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SarahM777 said:
I are confusalted. I know you have spoken but what did you say? :p
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It is okay my child. Keep coming to my fountain. Even tho you do not have a metaphorical mouth to drink from my knowledge if you pray enough and get rid of enough of your sin...I might decide to spoon feed you...with a metaphorical spoon.
 
SarahM777

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Sirk said:
It is okay my child. Keep coming to my fountain. Even tho you do not have a metaphorical mouth to drink from my knowledge if you pray enough and get rid of enough of your sin...I might decide to spoon feed you...with a metaphorical spoon.
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What good is an imaginary spoon? How can I eat ice cream with one of those? :confused:
 
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Sirk said:
It is okay my child. Keep coming to my fountain. Even tho you do not have a metaphorical mouth to drink from my knowledge if you pray enough and get rid of enough of your sin...I might decide to spoon feed you...with a metaphorical spoon.
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But what sign dost thou provideth, than we may believest thy spoon? Can'st thou, of thy father troll, makest all threads about thee, and they all which fall short thy glory, or just so thy thread of sarcasm that sinneth?
 
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SarahM777 said:
What good is an imaginary spoon? How can I eat ice cream with one of those? :confused:
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Not imaginary silly. Metaphorical.....there actually is a sort of spoon but there are no human words to describe what it is. Additionally, the ice cream that I can give ( metaphorical of course) will never run out and won't make you fat and also tastes like the real thing.
 
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Sirk said:
Not imaginary silly. Metaphorical.....there actually is a sort of spoon but there are no human words to describe what it is. Additionally, the ice cream that I can give ( metaphorical of course) will never run out and won't make you fat and also tastes like the real thing.
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Why confusilatest thou and repliest not to the blond, to simply useth her coke spoon?
 
dcontroversal

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Sirk said:
Not imaginary silly. Metaphorical.....there actually is a sort of spoon but there are no human words to describe what it is. Additionally, the ice cream that I can give ( metaphorical of course) will never run out and won't make you fat and also tastes like the real thing.
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Oh grandmaster poo-bah of knowledgeth.....I needeth my boot-eths as it runneth deepeth in the world of the great Sirk..master of wisdom and instruction HAH
 
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JesusIsAll said:
But what sign dost thou provideth, than we may believest thy spoon? Can'st thou, of thy father troll, makest all threads about thee, and they all which fall short thy glory, or just so thy thread of sarcasm that sinneth?
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You will be able to tasteth it and you will knoweth. It will be as tho the nectar of the Gods has had a piece of fresh produce of your choosing dipped therein and thou hast chewethed it like an Assyrian spotted goat chewethed it's cud.
 
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Man. This knowing everything has been hard today. I think I'm slipping. Love all ya all tho.
 
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Sirk said:
You will be able to tasteth it and you will knoweth. It will be as tho the nectar of the Gods has had a piece of fresh produce of your choosing dipped therein and thou hast chewethed it like an Assyrian spotted goat chewethed it's cud.
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Ah! As the Assyrian spotted goat that cheweth its cud! Thou speakest truly. Now we doubt not thou art a ChristianChat prophet, 'o thou mightiest cloud of darkness and destroyer of threads!
 
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JesusIsAll said:
The way I see it, based on some threads, if one is a moron, they may as well be oxy, too.
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At least I've gotten to the point of drinking nothing while reading this thread and no nose thanks me for it. lol
 
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Sirk said:
How dare you talk around me! This is The Sirks thread. All posts must be directed toward me!

Sarah....this is what silence means. I have Spoken. (Notice I capitalized Spoken...it's because when I do Something it must be acknowledged with a capital letter. I even Capitalized capitalize right there...did you notice that....as well as something.)

Silence! The Sirk has Spoken.
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Oopsie! lol
 
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Sirk said:
It is okay my child. Keep coming to my fountain. Even tho you do not have a metaphorical mouth to drink from my knowledge if you pray enough and get rid of enough of your sin...I might decide to spoon feed you...with a metaphorical spoon.
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But, but...oh Mighty Sirketh. I've already said drinking while reading this thread causes the drink to go through my nose, instead of down my throat. Whatever would I do with the fount of your knowledge (coughcoughcough clear throat), if I cannot drink?
 
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Sirk said:
Not imaginary silly. Metaphorical.....there actually is a sort of spoon but there are no human words to describe what it is. Additionally, the ice cream that I can give ( metaphorical of course) will never run out and won't make you fat and also tastes like the real thing.
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Can you do sugar free and lactose free? And, more important, something better than mere vanilla or chocolate? Oh, Mighty Baskin-Robbins...oops, I mean Sirk, what favors do you have?
 
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